Oaxaca and the revolution

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We arrived with la bala to oaxaca. the journey is worth mentioning because we discovered what a crap car we had bought. la bala lost all the oil from the gear box and fucked it up.$400 bill and news that the engine was about to fail. Fucking car salesmen in mexico, they are worst than lawyers!
anyway, we arrive with the three girls we met in mexico hostel. Angie, Sabrina and mariana. cool girls who were brave enough to come with us in our car. still dont understand... but from brave acts like theese, cool things happen.

Oaxaca is a beautifull city, one of the best so far. we arrived just after a revolution had happened. apparently, the governor of oaxaca, ulises is a pedophile and a dickhead. the teachers demanded a rise in salary and as usuall in mexico, these kind of things lead to revolution. people dead, people shooting, people screaming... etc. all the walls of the city were covered with paintings of words for ulises and his crew. instead of talking to the people, he just paints over them to leave his capital full of shity paintings. well done dude.

anyway, the people are very pleasant and friendly, they nearly invited us to something some day, but it was a frustrated atempt. We had a few days with no tourists which was nice as well (having the monopoly of tourism can come in handy). besides staying there for 10 days, ive got nothing much to say about the city.

we stayed at nancys house, if you have been following the blog, youll know shes the girls we met in puerto escondido, a very nice girl who offered us her house not knowing we were gonna stay there for a couple of weeks..... hehehehheh! cheeky. she had a very nice and big house in culiapam, 10 km away from oaxaca. with few hot water, not much water either, so why bother heated up. one cactus and a dog called chicho. in the house we had a few mezcal nights. mezcal is evil, i dont know if i said already but its fucking evil. a drink brewed from satans pis, which drives you crazy in 2 shots and out of your face in 10. we were so drunk oe night that fabio ended up sleeping in a one place sofa and sabrina onn the floor outside the house.

well, if youre ever in doubt, go to oaxaca. drink mezcal and all that jazz. next: monte alban

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Photos

popocatepectl
the biggest volcano in mexico. cool but it didnt move, so our interest lasted a few minutes.

angie in puebla
i know i didnt mention puebla, but thats only coz its shit. this is angie in shitty puebla.

Mariana
mariana after her shower. for all of you, i wanted to take a picture whilst in the shower, but she locked the door. shame

Omar and his harem
This is omar, nancys friend. he payed for all the drinks that night. i loved him since. the girl he is touching the tit of is sabrina.

Angie
told you mezcal does weird things to people. Angie was agoogd girl.... till she drank mezcal...

cruda
the word for hangover here. its this feeling that youre gonna die, but you never do. you just piss for hours. the only medicine is called beer!

cleaning the beast
chicho was a very dirty dog, and somehting had to be done.... yes, im poiting to his willy, so what.

Cowguero
fabio and his moustache bendig in with the people here. it worked out untill he opened his mouth. cant cheat a mexican, theyre too... too... too everything

me sleeping with dog
too much mezcal and i ended hooking up... i would realize soon that....

the morning after
after i realized it was not who i thought it was... blame mezcal.

he broke my heart
after that night, chicho broke my heart leaving me for fabio. he tried to shag im in front of me, im crying since

sewing
so all you girls can see what kind of husband i would be: one who tries to sew, fucks up completely and gives it to you to fix it.

Oaxaca street
for your eyes only

killing time 1
fabio killed that animal. for all you vegetarians, it was awesome.

dead meat
this tasty bastard "ernesto" was killed boiled plucked, cut ripped and still tasted good. learn you pigs!

ernesto inside me
check out the tastines. i should defenitely be an actor

blending with the crowd.
didnt work much, just like fabio.

a mountaing of chilli
Fabio posing in from of a giant turd... of chilli

killing time 2
teodoro, our secnd victim was a black chicken with husband and about 200 kids. i slit his throat without hessitation. im very gore.

killing time 2.2
thats me twisting teodoros neck. we left him to bleed to death. im so manly, sometimes i have shave my back twice a day.

killing time 2.3
practicing my swordsmanship with teodoro.even after dead he was usefull, coz he wasnt that tasty after all.

the mexican mummy
that my facial treatment. my friends said i had to be more in touch with my feminine side.... so im thinking to go with pink, but havent decided yet.

the end
today, the day we left, with our fixed, but still shiti car: la bala blanca

if i cant park there
this is how extense mexican mentality goes. just chek out the deatils of the picture, ill let you decide for yourselves