yes I agree?!
I'm angry, I didn't get to say bye before you left. You should have pranked my mobile using the housephone so I could have called back... Thumbs Down!!!
Have a safe journey and as soon as you can may you post the address your at so I can send parcels and a b-day card when it comes around.
Love You,
Dan
xx
: ) OH MY GOD! I hate your blog I just sent a really long comment and it did not even add it!!!!
Anyway I was basically saying I was angry with you for not pranking my mobile last night so I could say goodbye. Have a safe journey and hope you have a great time. And may you forward me your postal address so I can send on a few parcel's (pin stripe clothing :P) and also to forward you a b-day card for when it comes around. Have a wicked time and missing you already.
Love you,
Dan
xx
Can't find 1st chapter! Hi Darling Daughter mine, hope all is well, and the Georgia guys n gals aren't hogging your log in time! Miss you so much. Sue flies in tomorrow, Shaun and Alex are coming Saturday for the day. Seems I'm not the only one who had difficulty getting into your blog, but think I've finally conquered it! Have fun, and stop surviving on chips!xxx
where are all your m8s? Just to say maybe you need to 'e' everyone with 'idiot' instructions, as it IS difficult to log onto this site! Well done, Dan Blackmore for being 1st to crack it, but as you're young, intelligent (one will assume that the IQ is above average as you're at uni), I deserve the title of Mastermind more than YOU, coz I'm old and demented, and phobic about new technology - remember, my generation used an abacus for abstract calculation, and I still remember my first electric typewriter with horror and distrust!
is there really life in the USA? by now, seeing as you're so many hours ahead, you must've finished work, tucked all the little sweeties into bed, and had your daily fix of chips and choc, so WHY aren't you reviewing your own blog? Here am I, sitting for untold hours in front of my ancient pc, bum numb (and brain too) waiting to read the experiences you've undertaken (or not, if you've managed to persuade one of aforementioned sweeties to do your job for you), and all that exciting foreign cuisine you must've tried - yes, US made versions of Mars bars and dime bars count as exotic coz they use that horrible maple syrup or molasses instead of bona fide sugar! We're all waiting eagerly for your first hesitant steps into a real American Cheers bar - though I'd advise you NOT to try Hooters just yet - that's the booby bird bar! We want to hear about the giant cockroaches, your first encounter with a skunk, and other sundry wildlife! Get blogging soon! xxx
early alzheimers set in? Have you succumbed to long term memory loss and forgotten about your blog? Here's me checking in several times a day, and apparently everyone else hasn't managed to crack getting into this, or you've become Amy No-mates! America believes in the rights to arm yourselves with guns, so buy a bloody bazooka and blast those russians off the computer so you can log in and blog! Don't worry about waving shootie things at them - if they're Georgian, they'll be used to it! Or tell them UNESCO's handing out free vodka flavoured condoms in the nearest big city - I'm sure that'll get them away from the internet! STILL love you even if you're ignoring us all, xxx
If you don't get blogging soon, I'm going to write your blog for you! Let's see: Hi everyone, arrived safely in US, found my way to Camp Kweebec, met all the little darlings I'm in charge of, delegated the week's activities to various kids that probably know how to do them better than me anyway - I mean, c'mon, WHO would actually believe I can negotiate a kayak through white water AND reach the end with all the kids in my party still intact! And, as for volleyballing - way too strenous for me! However, activities relegated, and I'M off to sunbathe by the pool. Back soon! xxxAlternative Amy
2nd Chapter. Today I woke up, alone and lonely, then I remembered all the kiddiewinks who I'm supposed to be in charge of - ha ha! They were all up, dressed and had breakfasted, and as it was 2.30pm, had also lunched and were out on the afternoon activities! So far, I have seen inside my cabin, the underside of my duvet, and the inside of my eyelids. Of the world outside my cabin, I know nothing, and care even less, as it was dark when I arrived. I may sunbathe later on. Bye folks til next blog in.
and another bright and sunny morning here in Leics, where I have gone to great and inspired lengths to log into your blog to find you STILL haven't updated! Are you sure those Russians don't LIVE permanently in the internet building! xxx
Hi everyone who bothers to log in, or actually figures out HOW to log in. Got up today, showered, ate breakfast and actually noticed I'm stateside - I have finally got over the jetlag! I've been whitewater rafting, canoeing, kayaking, and zipwiring, but gawdamnit, I've still not escaped the boundaries of this camp. There are bleached bones lying everywhere - previous attempts at reaching civilisation in this wild, untamed New Country. I have given up trying to escape for today - I'm suffering from extreme chocolate withdrawal. Check in again soon, for the further adventures of Amy.
How many days? Dear Loyal loggers, life here is just too thrilling to find time to blog. For instance, today I got up, brushed my teeth, showered, and spent half an hour straightening my hair, only for my hair to get messed up when I went to the pool! There are no guys worth eyeing up, and as I'm not into gals (anyway, I'm the ony one that's worth chatting up), 'fraid my love life's on hold til I escape camp confines. I will inform you all if and when this happens! Keep loyal, loggers to my blog - if I make the effort to do my blog, the least you can do is read it!
Still nada, zilch, zero, nothing form the true intrepid traveller, so here's the fake take for this evening...... Hi mates of mine, supposing I still have any seeing I haven't been logging my blog, today is sunday the 29th June, and today's adventures include being spat on by a camel, shat on by an elephant, and snotted on by a sneezing snake! welcome to the real Wild West! I've also been chased by some geniune native Americans, and was expecting to be scalped - in the event, I was only fleeced, as they sold me ring side seats to a re-enactment of Little Big Horn - I truly didn't realise it was a PORN version! However, it's now time for me to chow down on some genuine American fare - McDonald's here I come! Catch my next Alternative Amy installment tomorrow, unless the REAL Amy logs in and finds these, and deletes them!
ohMyGawdWot'veIdone Hope you log into your blog or e-mail account before you leave camp! Sent $s in one of your birthday cards, unregistered this time, as last lot took 3 weeks. Hoping that sending it by ordinary air mail you get it before you leave camp. Please, PLEASE 'e' me as soon as! Love you loads, xxx
Dan Blackmore
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yes I agree?! I'm angry, I didn't get to say bye before you left. You should have pranked my mobile using the housephone so I could have called back... Thumbs Down!!! Have a safe journey and as soon as you can may you post the address your at so I can send parcels and a b-day card when it comes around. Love You, Dan xx