theez iz no pikNIK


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May 25th 2006
Published: May 25th 2006
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ok so - we have a journal named Zydeco that we write to about every half an hour. dont judge.
excerpts from Zydeco:

(airplane terminal) - 9:00, (big black guy with huge white glasses) shut yo mouf, i can see yo teefús.
(airplane) - nikki already has a boyfriend, he's a fifty year old flight attendant named June.
(airplane) - please dont let us get scabies.
(bus terminal) - demdog's new name is "dem-zug"
(bob marley bar) - special cake topped off with a special cig. soo special.
(our new hostel friends sophia and oatina) - "we are looking for fungi"
(downtown, sophia) - "where is the red street?"
(our fav redlight district window) - fat chicks eating in lingerie
(shower) - SHOTS IN THE SHOWER! dedicated to kathy
(guy giving us directions to bars in the hostel) - ÿou are walking alone? walk fast."
(Dean, bouncer at a bar and us, trying to smuggle vodka into the bar)
- Dean: theez iz no picNIK!
- dem: but we really need it!
- Dean: ...ok. geev me keesis. ok. go haav yor picnik. dont let the baar tendar see.
(2 guys on the street) - "come with us to bars. you must look nice to get in. you can go back and change."
(burger king boys. we dont need no stinking money)
(dem's arm this morning) - "0640-377-986 = LOVE"
(street)
- us: "do you have a light? we aren't prepared."
- guy: äcutally it seems you are very prepared
(PANCAKE HOUSE) - words cant describe

pictures coming as soon as we can find a freakin computer to plug the camera into! misses and loves!

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