Cruisin’: Life advice we’ve learned on this cruise

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1. You can wear Royal Caribbean keychains as earrings for that time when you want a big white and blue plastic accessory to compliment your outfit.

2. You can wear a string bikini when you’re in your 80s. You won’t look good but you can wear it.

3. Don’t ever tell people you wish your wife of 4 days had less attitude in front of a theatre full of people. The rest of us will laugh and laugh and laugh.

4. Re: getting burnt. Response we heard someone say to a friend warning her that she’s burnt: “I don’t burn because I’m showering a lot”.

5. Ignorance is bliss. Case in point: “People in Croatia should just learn English to make it easier for us to shop”.

6. It’s ok for young girls to wear stilettos.

7. You can learn everything you need to know about a country and a nation in 3 hours on a bus.

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