So. We are 19 days away from leaving for Madrid. Given the luxury nature of travel today it should be a pleasant journey. I've seen the ads on TV. On airplanes everyone smiles, eats lovely food and drinks champagne. They arrive at their destinations refreshed, invigorated and ready to holiday. In the past we have seemed to have missed these planes. We have not missed long queues, rude officials, constant searches, crappy food, lack of alcohol, cramped conditions or unbelievably smelly toilets. We have not missed arriving at our destinations totally knackered, grumpy and generally pissed off with humanity in general. This time it will be different! This time we will get the treatment we deserve. I see it like this. We will arrive at the sumptious Perth airport and walk directly to the Air Asia
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