I'm bored, I know, I'll name a sheep Stiby Lobom, because I like anagrams and because is has a low bottom and because the second part is short for lobotomy which is highly appropriate for it's fate.
Sheep and penguins Stick together Against Murderous Musky I guess, then,that the penguin's hiding in the tunnel cos he's heard all about the sheep worrying antics of the photographer?
B***gger the Sheep my suggestions for said sheep are Said Sheep and Dolly 2
NFN- keep writing your friend is right, you've become very funny w/ur near death G-narly surfing. Maybe you should combine the c-haps with the G-narly surf. Could prove to be great co-medy!
Funny... actually...very funny..
I thought that 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger' was an american indian saying. With respect to surfing if that was actually the case Kirbs would be pulling trucks with his teeth for a living and he isn't so it probably just made you a little wiser...and let's be honest that isn't a bad thing..excellent writing. Keep it up.
I NEED SOME NEW PANTS Maasky Dude, your near death experience has turned you funny (mmmm)... i almost pissed and pooed in my pants reading your story... i'm glad you survived otherwise i wouldn't have had such a na na start to my day at work. I will re-read it later for more soul uplifting. P.s. How do i get your email reminders sent to me email account for da blog?
Spidery Uckers Talking of spiders, my 6 year olds played a real nasty trick on me today and placed a big plastic hairy spider on my shoulder, "Look Miss, there's something on you."I'm not scared of spiders, but I still nearly died on the spot. At the point of MY nearsome soul-taking moment I remembered my mother's wise and oft-repeated words "Well we're all dying you know, just some of us are doing it quicker than others." This thus comforted me, though I'm not sure why, and I calmly told the class that playtime would be cancelled today so that they could think about their actions. (Only joking)
You might also like to think about the "Chicken Run" lines when one poor poultry dude-ess nearly copped it - "My life flashed before me....ooooh, it was really borin."
So, prepare you life flashing visions well m'lad!
pl***er wondered whether or not to show this to your mother. decided she will understand the lingo even less than me. may show it to her later.
is there a separate web site relating all the word you are doing?!
See Lions?Clubbing? You must be having a WHALE of a time clubbing with SEALIONS? Did you SEAHORSES clubbing too? Did the schlop FLOwUNDER you, or did your BUTT,ER,FLY over it? Don't forget to TRyOUT the local LADYFISH. How waS CAMP In Manatukee Bigheep Valley? KAN you catch a GERbil for us sOOn?
Geography/history lesson The Moeraki boulders, according to Maori legend, are gourds washed from the great Araiteuru canoe when it was wrecked in a landfall 1000 years ago. Scientists say that they are erosion-resistant (obviously) septarian concretions (not so obviously?) formed 65 million years ago. Guess they don't trust Maori legends then.
Did you go onto the viewing platform and see Hector's Dolphins? They play in the waves round there you know.
You can also go gliding round there, and visit the Marine Research Station in Dunedin. They do tours and you can see sea-horses and sea cucumbers and small sharks. And you can visit All Day Bay and see the Cly Cliff, they look good. You have a lot to do Musky. Get underwater camera (I saw one in Boots over here, a special hi-tech Nemo one, only 6 quid) and send me photos of seahorses cos I love them a lot.
Spelling? You playing with the letters again...I think I'll look these up and research for you. They hold my interest. Yes, yopu know you said you'd bring me a stone from every place you visit, I'll have one of those please. (NB Ross'd do it for me)
skoda skit I will not have you knock the skoda look...stop it at once. I say that in support of my lovely friend Robert (Mr Eardley) who is great and does little jobs for me for free cos he knows I 'lack money'. (Damn, I thought it was because I was a goodlooking chick...)
word up just wondering who the target audience for this blog is? basically i want to know whether we are going to get the juicy gossip when that cheshire charm starts drawing in the ladies.
Nice to hear from you. Its been a long time. I am a bit out of the loop and didn't even know you were off to NZ. What's going on???
So, how long do I have to endure the daily up date of a better life - direct to my desk and interupting whatever daily task I am currently enduring!! Get some pictures of that pretty little hobbit body on this site quick, just for me!! love you, hope you are well, tell me whats going on and I will update the rest of my clan xxx. Lisa.
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I'm bored, I know, I'll name a sheep
Stiby Lobom, because I like anagrams and because is has a low bottom and because the second part is short for lobotomy which is highly appropriate for it's fate.