saying we should incorporate motorcycles into our act? just so happens i'm getting my license over easter weekend.. the bunny and i are taking harley davidsons across the nited states and hitting dive bars along the way searching for the meaning of easter and jesus not the jesus but "hay soos" jesus.. yes i have jesus jokes people calm down.. i can't spell blasfamy so whatever... anyhow once we find this jesus guy the easter bunny and i are going to get the cadbury bunny and sacrifice it to jesus and then there will be no more delicious little candy yolk eggs to enjoy every march april of the calendar year. don't worry when i say sacrifice i mean like a baseball sacrifice where the bunny is on third base and i hit a sacrifice pop fly to center and the bunny makes it home and we win the anual easter bunnyball game not the evil sacrifice with drums and fire and like knives that you had in your head.. speaking of third base whos on first? and when can i get a team snuggle... domnitsnit.. thats my made up cus word you can use it so that the evil dark sensor doesn't get you... oh yeah you've already joined the dark sensor side and your darthsensor vader... anyways i was thinking right now "yes i know bad idea but really hear this out" rescue the turtles by convincing the people that in america we have a tradition of painting turtles and hiding them for the children to find on easter morning? people will be so occupied painting turtle shells different colors that once they see pretty little turtles all painted they will change the way they view turtles and slowly set all the painted turtles free and they will reproduce so much that the turtles will eventually take over the world.. whoa whoa sorry i went somewhere else for a moment so what i'm saying is that people don't eat painted turtles thats just crazy cause the paint is lead based and that would just be harmful i mean who uses lead based paint?? see gods animals are cool and all but we could make them better by grafittiing them all with easter egg dye.. i regress i'm going back into my shell and rethink this... see you on second base baby uh huh uh huh wink wink snuggle sluts rock...
signed duh me!! not dummy!! domnitsnit!!!
Happy to hear... ..that everyone could enjoy your beautiful singing voice!! It is such a wonderful thing.
Umm...you and Katie are matchy-matchy in purple...hahah.....XOXO
Kimmy on a stick I am totally jealous of your "living things on a stick" culinary experience! I think when I go home tonight I am going to impale Jeff and roast him in your honor. It will be tough with a 6'6" man but I just so happen to have a vase full of giant twigs in my living room as you know. (They were my back-up when it turned out your parents bought the last ever made cotton stuffed palm tree.)
One more thing...I don't want to worry you but it looks like you have a Chinese person following you...Wait, maybe that's two half-Chinese people. Either way, if they locked themselves in a karaoke booth with you all night, I would be careful of acts of revenge...
I miss you and love you lots! Keep the blogs coming! I am composing my proposal upon your return be your travel book editor! You can dedicate it to old lady on the train, poor vanilla-scented thing.
well-deserved I think you could also add that you know Kim's been in India when
- Her amazing heart and beautiful soul have touched the many people she has met along the way;
- When orphans with shaved heads and members of lower castes have been treated with the respect and kindness that so many have ignorantly not offered to them;
- When hopefully our Bollywood star is now even more aware of how smart, courageous, giving, and incredible she is, and how clearly she has only gotten better with each birthday.
I love you!
LOL I wish people didn't abuse the whole "laugh out loud" thing because I think you should know that I have legitimately laughed out loud many many times today as I catch myself up on your journey. I think my favorite might be when "edgy Kimmy" makes her brief appearances in foreign countries. Bullying a 12-year old pervert might be even better than kicking a random Cancun girl because she stepped on my toe.
I love you tons! Happy Birthday!
You can pick your friends, but not your friend's ears... I had totally forgotten about that 2112 incident! I would encourage you to not be so judgemental however. I am now filled with regret at the tender loving alien I could have brought home...Tear.
Win Dough Maybe "you have an insect on your head" is one of those phrases that used to crack us up because they could mean a couple of things. Window - Win Dough...Insect on your head...Infections make you dead??? I don't know - I'll keep thinking...
Down with the Brown!! Ok so now I can confess that I have only been able to skim your comments as I always check at work and never have more than 45 seconds at my desk at a time but I am right now reading back through the WHOLE journey as I miss you so so much and love reading your posts! You have such an easy and enjoyable writing style - I think next step = writing a girlie novel that I know you love reading!
By the way, can you please bring me back a box of band-aids??? I was really excited to read that I can finally find band-aids that match me!
rehab i don't know if the news has reached you guys over there but it is true well most of it is i am in rehab... i know what your thinking he was such a clean kid.. looks are deceiving sometimes.. i have been using the kool aid again and i'm not talking about the sugar free small packets i'm taking street grade shady dealers back allys pushing children out of the way by the face grade kool aid and its gotten out of control.. i actually have been mixxing flavors grape strawberry, lemonade cherry, and many others i know i'm out of control.. the last straw was when me and brittany locked ourselves in k-feds parents house bathroom and shooting packets of fun dip strait into eachothers bottoms. yes brittany spears and i shoot koolaid and fun dip together i introduced her to it when she produced my drum only album and she did a guest drum solo on it we had a lot of big stars that wanted in on the project like bono and steven tyler and madona.. i'm just name dropping now to make the snuggle sluts jealous cause in rehab i had a epiphony or however you spell it that i am nothing witout my sluts!! i really need a group snuggle cuddle or maybe a group hug... my snuggle sluts are my life and i worship the ground you all walk on.. i love you gals like cheese... anyways rehabs going well except i smoke and chew a pack of cigarrete bubble gum a day to ease my nerves atleast i'm trying...
kool aid attics do it fruity...
your sad i'll hold ya awe i can tell you miss india.. you lived a lifetime in just a few months over there. you rock and you'll go back def i think we all know and read it in your blog. when you get home if you want i'll pull you around the streets of santa monica in a rickshaw maybe when we go on our rafting trip.. everytime you get your behind grabbed it'll remind you of india!! hahah hey can you gals please buy me a pack of smokes i need to light up. you will survive the chinese i know they bombed pearl harbor and all but find it in your heart to forgive them.... ',->
lukas
haha i guess you didn't like my last message must have been to much back talk.. lower back. have fun in china. you can drink the water but you can't breathe the air.. i know you fit in cause like the goverment you are a sensor!! oooo :-o kiss it and i don't mean on my ruby red lips!
Yay for Yoga I know that you are out of your yoga land, but I took an hour and a half of vinyasa yoga tonight and thought of you! Glad you made it to China safely and had a comfy flight!
Happy Birthday! And I thought I was sore after my spin class yesterday! haha..that camel story is my favorite yet!! I definitely would have been tempted to help them escape too :O) Happy Birthday!!!
How do you keep on shopping? I know every USC graduate has a second degree in "shopping," but where in the hell are you putting all these things you tell us about??? Do you have a container ship lined up to ship it all back to Jersey?? How does one transport all this "stuff?" An inquisitive father wants to know!!
camel spit i hope a camel spits on you... i heard its good luck... hahah you should race the camels they are pretty fasst i'll race the osterich it'll be like swiss family robinson.. 21 is a good age you should hit the bar for the first time i'll buy if you don't have any reversals... happy birthday to a sweet mezmorizing young lady thank you for allowing a crazy person like me to be your friend and to share your adventures from around the world... so that joke was my present to you a laugh. i hope it does not offend anyone... it relates china and jewish mix i love it its funny iceberg hhahahaha... anywayz sista continue to be safe at at all cost avoid rats cause you act like they are man eaters??? you are from jersey right whats bigger a new york rat or a new delhi rat??? you should search for a bengal tiger that would be cool.. or a cobra cobra cobra... not a g.i. joe cobra but a real life ricki ticki tovee cobra....
your sherpa LC
p.s. lc stands for likes cobras duhh.... ,'~)
yeah PHEW....last sentance was a shot out to miss jai...I was feeling sad for a min...seriously i can't wait to see all the yoga and dance moves you learned. I love the pants and outfit you are wearing in the Taj Mahal pic's. I want to go just for some comfy clothes shopping...lol Keep the IM's coming love you xoxox
Kismet Konnection Hey Kim. Sounds like you're having a blast. I did a quick search and found the movie (see www.imdb.com/title/tt1105733). While it's titled Luck Charm, it is also called Kismet Konnection.
i thought this fit your next month happy b day sista An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain is Jewish and the first officer is Chinese. It’s the first time they’ve flown together and it’s obvious by the silence that they don’t get along.
After 30 minutes, the Jewish captain mutters, “I don’t like Chinese.”
The first officer replies, “You no rike Chinese? Why dat?”
“You bombed Pearl Harbor. That’s why I don’t like Chinese.”
“No, no, Japanese bomb Peahl Hahbah, not Chinese.”
“Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, it doesn’t matter. They’re all alike.”
Another 30 minutes of silence. Finally the first officer says, “No rike Jews.”
“Why not? Why don’t you like Jews?”
“Jews sink Titanic.”
“No, no. The Jews didn’t sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg.”
“Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, no mattah. All arike
Hey, awesome Kim, I didn't know it was so easy to get scooped up for movies! I guess your goal wasn't so lofty after all! I looked up Lucky Charm- the guy looks like John Stamos, right? They said in a blog it was filmed in Canada. Ha! Maybe they filmed some there...Anyway, Mumbai sounds very cool. Where to next? Love you!
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