London: 11 Us: 0 -Number of times Krista fell down stairs: 1.5 -Number of times Julia got shat on by a $%^&* pigeon: 1 -Number of times Krista got pushed from behind while wearing 60 plus pounds of luggage on her back: 1 -Number of circles taken around hostel area before finding actual hostel: 5 -Number of people questioned/asked/harrased about where hostel is: 10 -Number of people that gave correct answers: 9 (this was not discovered until we FINALLY made it) -Number of minutes spent waiting for customer service: 73 -Number of chips given to us with our fish and chips dinner: 40 -Number of chips wrapped up in a napkin and stored in bag for tomorrow's lunch: 30 -Number of inspired Napoleon Dynamite jokes after after above incident, that made us crack up hysterically: 12
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