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Published: June 15th 2008
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I had full intentions of writing a fully coherent email tonight then this pesky little thing got in the way. I like to call it alcohol. Some may claim I have a problem, but I say fuck them. They need to remove the dildos from their asses (inappropriate? harsh? there are no boundries righgt now). basically today we go to phuket (pronoucned poo-ket, not fuck it like i like to say....im looking for good tshirts) I slept a lot on the bus after i unsuccessful tried to hook up with my canadian last night. went back to his room and enedd up sleeping in the extra twin bed he had. how cute. kind of like a sleepover. with my brother. except no movie and popcorn. i had to wake up early (5 hours of sleep. ew) and get on a fucking bus to drive to somewhere (i was unaware where i was going when i woke up. jsut told to get one bus). i did, and slept because i was still trashed slash borderline hungover. We went some island , rode a boat and where things got lost in treanslation. i thouight i was buying a sdtrand of pearls for a
ridic low price. turns out they are mother of pearl. fuck that. moral of the story? now i am broke. but at least my neckalce is cute fuckers. after that ewe got back on a bus and came to our hotel in phuket (ditched te kids. unlike the hotel/DORM we were in last time WITH the students--rough for drining--we are n our own nicer hotel now) we swam in the pool with a waterfall and then showered, went to eat. phuket is a larger more tourist town s i was able to ge a asalad for the first time in ages witha side of fries. you now how i rolll. oh. and a beer. this is how my night sta4rted. then we went shopping and i bought another 40 oz (thats all i drink here. ive conviend myself its the same as a can./ wrong) and bought a few goods intoxicated. should be interesting in the morning. i plan on spending more money tomorrow. althoguh i have none in my account and none in my wallet. hm. any wanna wire me some? hanks i appreciate it. ill pay you back in like 2012whe i finally graduate and get a real
job. ew. so then we went to a ba where i said id spilt a 40 oz which turned into like 300, this girl wanted to go to the internet cafe alone . bad idea. so i can with and now i am here emailin you fuckers. awesom. did i mention its 10:23 pm?? (my birthday...linds youll appreciate that). but yeah. tomorrow i have to teach then go to an aquarium. i went to one before in thailand and it consisted of a bunch of dried ut decrepid deteriorating fish. NO water. what the fuyck. where is the dolphin show? i did hold a sea cucumber thoug. sick. then i will hopefully shop at night and like market my cirginity as a biug seeling pont since i have no cash (whocomes ot asia with like $17 in their banmk acocunt? me. fuck off). did i mention the beds here are hard as shit? think of 7 inches of balso wood wrapped in a sheet. they say it helps your back. i say fuck yoiu. it better help you back because i was payed 100 baht today (the currency) to do a belly floip off an 8 foot ledge in the
pool ( i literally just sat for 30 seconds trying to decide how to spell ledge). sounds liek a good story, but in all acutallity, 100 baht uis liek $2.84. fuyck that. NOT worth breaking my neck. i also apologize for this being all one paragraph. must be hrad to read. just pretend i am on a drunked ramble. fuck this...the worker here is chugging wine and jsut brought in like raw fish to eat. not liek suchi. it smells exactly like fish food. no joke. along with EVERY fucking snack they eat. thinkg fish jello, fish chips (like lays, not hte other thing) suchi flavoed milk. I want to DIE. and ther are a bajillion stray cats and dogs, which i am devising a way to kill through some sort of epidemic. ok all for now i need sleep and or food. i am thinking since my drunk binges dont suually consists of rice and quid, sleep willbe the answer. love you allof curse and miss oyu bunxches. ill be hom in 10 days i think. i really am not sure anymore. damn it. BYEEE
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