Almost 5 Do's for Cebu City

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1. Learn more about the special bond Phlippinos have to prisoners. Unlike in Palawan where you can go see prisoners work on a farm, in Cebu City you can go watch them dance hip hop. They promise you mass murderers! Now if that's not an enterprising approach to tourism then what is? Serial rapists square dancing?

2. Do the sights in like 5 minutes. Then get completely lost and wander around for six hours in blazing heat. When you finally get to Osmana Fuente Circle, from where you know how to get home, realize that the only proper landmark in the city, a Casino tower, which you've been seeing all along, is there in the circle.

3. Have one those only in the Philippines candle lit dinners at a restaurant complex that is more like a car park. Or maybe it is a car park. While you eat watch cockroaches climb up and down the wall. And what is that smell, poo?

4. Use your better judgement and do not write down everything you do.

5. After some serious misbehaving: Retreat! Catch a slow boat to Tagbilaran in Bohol and lounge on the beds for the 4,5 hour journey.

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Photos

Not much to see in Cebu
This cathedral...

Not much to see II
... and this small castle