NINEMSN

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Keeping up to date with what is going on in the world hasn't been the easiest in India. All the news channels are consumed with local news - strikes, deaths, cheating bollywood stars. And when I do get to a tv with world news, the truth is I'd rather watch Friends or Fabulous Cakes (yes it's true!).
So when I turn to my reliable source NINEMSN I expect to be overwhelmed with accurate and up to date news. But alas NINEMSN you have failed me. I may know that Justin Beiber has potentially impregnated a young teen and I may know that John Lennon's tooth has been sold for a ridiculous amount of money, but NINEMSN why (!) WHY can't you tell me whether or not Beyonce is pregnant? Is this child even legitimate? Are Beyonce and Jay Z even married? And if not, how will her Christian up bringing ever forgive such a travesty. I'm hurt NINEMSN, you have catered to my news needs for so long, but this might just be the end for you and I.

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