DIRTY SANYA!!! DIRTY!!

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WE DECIDED TO COME TO SANYA BECAUSE OF ALL THE GREAT THINGS THE INTERNET SHOWS YOU. AFTER ALREADY BEING IN CHINA FOR OVER A YEAR I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT IT WAS ALL FAKE! THATS RIGHT! FAKE!! CHINESE PEOPLE REALLY LOVE TO USE PHOTOSHOP ALOT! WE ARRIVED IN SANYA AT THE AIRPORT FROM CHENGDU AT 3AM AND IT WAS HOT, SO AT FIRST WE WERE HAPPY AND KNEW THAT WE MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE....OUR OTHER CHOICE WAS THAILAND AND CAMBODIA. WE ALREADY PAID THE 2 MONTHS FOR A PLACE IN DADONGHAI. FIRST OF ALL LET ME TELL YOU THAT SANYA BAY IS DIRTY WATER AND THERE IS VIRTUALLY NO BEACH UNLESS YOU GO A FEW MILES DOWN THE ROAD THEN IT DOES GET A LITTLE BETTER, BUT IF YOU ARE A FIRT TIMER HERE AND U DONT WANT TO GET RIPPED OFF BY THE TAXI DRIVER THEN THE BUS#8 CAN BE CONFUSING. NOW LET ME SAY THAT IF YOU ARE RUSSIAN YOU MIGHT LIKE DADONGHAI BECAUSE EVEN THE FRUIT SELLING LADIES WILL SPEAK RUSSIAN TO YOU, SO THINGS FOR RUSSIANS ARE VERY EASY. DADONGHAI BEACH THOUGH IS DIRTY!! ESPECIALLY THE WATER! THERE IS CIGARETTES ALL OVER THE BEACH. AT NIGHT CHINESE PEOPLE THINKS ITS VERY ROMANTIC TO LIGHT FIREWORKS FOR 5 HOURS RIGHT ON THE BEACH. WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND AND I WALK DOWN TO THE BEACH U INSTANTLY STEP FOOT ON TRASH AND HAVE TO DIVE OVER THE OTHER TRASH, CANS,BOTTLES, FOOD CONTAINERS. ETC. YALONG BAY IS ALOT NICER BUT MORE EXPENSIVE AND WHEN ALL THE BUSES WITH TOURIST COME FOR THEIR 2 HOURS OF SUN THEY DESTROY THE BEACH SO FAST. WHEN YOU ARE WALKING THROUGH DADONGHAI CITY YOU WILL DFINETLY SEE LITTLE KIDS PEEING AND YOU WILL DEFINETLY SEE A HOMELESS MAN TAKING A SHIT IN THE PALM TREE ON THE SIDEWALK....IS THIS WHAT CHINESE PEOPLE CALL "FOREVER TROPICAL PARADISE?" I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY THEY WANT TO ADVERTISE SANYA LIKE ITS HAWAII!!! SANYA IS NOT HAWAII. ALSO ONEDAY IN SANYA CITY WHICH IS LIKE YOUR NORMAL DIRTY ASS COUNTRYSIDE TOWN, A THIEF TRYED TO STEAL MY MONEY BUT MY GIRL CAUGHT EYE AND ALMOST TOOK HIS HEAD OFF. WOW!! SANYA IS A NORMAL CHINESE CITY AND PEOPLE HERE LOVE TO RIP YOU OFF MORE THAN ANYTHING!! ITS SAD WALKING DOWN TO THE BEACH AND SEE TRASH ALL OVER THE PLACE SO PLEASE TAKE IT FROM US AND DONT COME HERE BECAUSE YOU MIGHT STEP IN SHIT OR IF U GET SICK LIKE I DID THEN YOU WILL HAVE TO GO TO ANOTHER DIRTY ASS HOSPITAL WHERE EVEN THE DOCS WILL SCREW YOU!! GO TO THAILAND!! IM WRITING THIS IN A INTERNET CAFE AND THE KEYBOARD HAD CIGARETTE ASH ALL OVER IT AND THE FATASS NEXT TO ME WONT STOP PLAYING HIS COMPUTER GAME NOT EVEN IF HIS MOM WAS SICK....THIS IS THE REAL SANYA!!! FOREVER TROPICAL PARADISE....CHINESE HAWAII....YA RIGHT!!

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