The main reason I don’t consider myself an environmentalist is because I’m pretty sure they are against leaving the sink running so your girlfriend can’t hear you pooping. Three weeks is a long time to be staying in tiny hostel rooms together and if it comes down to killing the environment or killing the mystery in our relationship… “Sorry grandkids, you should have seen how cute polar bears were when they were alive.” Ah, summer in Paris, cold and rainy. That’s not entirely true, one day it was sunny and cold. I can’t believe this is what passes for summer weather. Paris has been mentally added it to my list of Chicago, Seoul, Bogota, and Beijing as a place that I really like but I’d never live in because of the weather. The natives kept telling
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