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Published: August 17th 2009
Orchha
This is the view you want to see. Then you need to figure out, when it's time to leave.1. You don't swear anymore if you step on cow dung.
2. It's July and the monsoon is at its worst but you are still in Goa, playing to be a baba and living in the jungle.
3. You've found a way to make the 10 rupee begging kids to give you money.
4. Explicit carvings in places of worship don't make you want to photograph them anymore.
5. You drink tap water in order to cut expenses.
6. You pray to Hanuman and think it's perfectly normal to ask for advice from a monkey.
7. You manage to spend days without anyone asking you "what is your country" or "what is your job".
8. You sport natural dread locks and think they look cool.
9. Blood red teeth and gums from betel nuts don't seem gross to you anymone. In fact, that's just how your mouth looks like.
10. You've developed immunity to seeing deformed children.
11. The old hippies in Pushkar seem neither tragic nor funny to you anymore.
12. You don't think it's weird when an internet cafe owner strikes a conversation with you about how having sex with horses is good for manhood.
13.You can't remember the last time you had Delhi belly. You know, people do shit in their pants.
14. You can describe filth with the same precision as the Inuits do when decribing snow.
15. You know your way around the old town of Varanasi.
16. You don't freak out if you get bitten by a stray dog as you figure that you probably would have had rabies already if you were meant to have it.
17. Even Indians understand why you are not married.
18. You don't get angry if you see a rape victim's name and photo in a newspaper.
19. You see a green dog and think nothing of it.
20. When you wake up in the middle of the night because a cockroach is crawling up your nose your first thought is not "fuck" but "I'd like some chai".
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Raman
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Colors of India
maybe whatever you said its true and but there is millions of books who Describe india well,its up to you what you will pick and grab from the mixture of good and bad.we are the one who have worlds largest marine,Army and sky fleets.in NASA 30 % Scientist are indian and we have long list of Doctors and engineers who is working in india.Today we are able to Beat China beat with technologies.our IT sector booms in the world.we are inventing Things one after one.whole world shaked with Recession and market results,but india still on their move.we are victims of terrorism and which is highly effecting our Developing speed because we have to spend lot of money in Defense sector.we believe in policy live and let live but we also dun want to spare who want to disturb us unnecessarily.if we totally invest money in our developing progrmammes so today we will at the no.1 seat,No doubt. but we are rising and soon we will shine like one star of the day and that would be India,i promise. Thanks Jai Hind and Jai Bharat.