"Is it becuz I is Black"? (fans of Ali.G will get it)


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November 27th 2006
Published: November 27th 2006
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Arrival in Zhengzhou with black faces from days of cycling the bloody polluted roads from Beijing!
Day 177, 24th November

Xingxiang - Zhengzhou

As route 107 was now a motorway, we negotiated Xingxiang via a new by-pass and after took a more rural route south to the Yellow River - our destination, Zhengzhou. The road became very rural as we approached the river with another massive headwind. People used the road as a huge surface to dry out corn on which was unusual to see, us cycling over the corn and trucks passing on top of it too. Then the roads just became confusing and we got lost ending up in a desperate village and witnessing a sight that I really didn’t want to see - a guy nonchalantly ripping the heads off live chickens which he pulled from a sack, and then tossing their bodies onto the road to run about senselessly for a minute or two before expiring! The village had rats running about in their hundreds, and the bridge over the river that we expected to find had been torn down, there were only the ramparts.

The result of this was a 10 mile backtrack to the 107. We eventually reached the bridge along the all too familiar polluted roads. A
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A blessing for drunken cyclists - at last, a soft landing. They must have known we were coming!
bridge that was three-miles long and had a police guardpost at the entry to prevent cyclists from using it! Motorbike rickshaws with trailers crowded around us hoping that they could make money out of six western cyclists. We noticed that motorbikes going at less than 20mph were lumbering across the bridge with the familiar and just as slow 3-wheeler trucks. So we thought “Bollocks to it” and snooked in behind a truck and ran the checkpoint. The police noticed as we passed them and yelled at us but we rode on behind the truck, over the bridge, and into the big city of Zhengzhou.

Zhengzhou is the provincial capital of Hunan province with an impressive pagoda in the centre and an equally impressive golden Mao statue opposite the golden-arches of the fast food amazon-rain-forest-destroying concern. With our maps we located the Golden Sunrise Hotel. After days on polluted roads, the toll of which showed on our pollution-caked faces, we were happy to pay the Y33 per person for a bit of luxury for two nights. We had showers, then went for a meal and a few beers in this ‘Bladerunner’ lookalike sort of a strange city.

Total Miles:
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Soon to be replaced with a portrait of Mao, all the notes will look the same.
8704.03 Todays Miles: 71.28 Average speed: 10.7 Time on bike: 6:37


Day 178, 25th November

Zhengzhou

Didn’t do much today, just a bit of snacky-food shopping, that’s all. We were all feeling a bit rough, kind of tired out and with flu symptoms. So I went back to my room, took a flu pill, then did some washing, stitching, and prepared the maps for the coming journey to Wuhan. Then I slept most of the afternoon. The hotel had one computer terminal and I was able to email Kathryn later. I talked a bit with Stephane later, then I had to crash out because this illness, whatever it is, is getting worse and worse by the hour.


Day 179, 26th November

Zhengzhou

Felt better this morning but it was Toby’s turn to feel like shit today. So after a chat with the group we all decided that it would be better to stay another day and to rest. It was a good job too because later on I began to feel as sick as ever. I had no appetite, and ended up spending the rest of the day in bed recuperating and
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From the Golden Sunshine Hotel, the square otside the main station, a noisy but interesting place.
chatting with Tobes about politics and the world.

Whatever this illness is, it’s taking its toll on us. We have lost weight and look like shit! The weather isn’t improving, it’s getting colder and we still would like to make Hong Kong for Christmas. We hope the roads south of here are less polluted, our faces are filthy at the end of the days and our lungs - well, we are coughing and spitting to the side of the road every minute while cycling, I rather disgustingly call it, “Greening the Environment”. Yes, yuch!


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27th November 2006

Dude, seriously uncool title.
Casually offensive and no applicable story to level it out... made me grimace, brother. Your travels are great, but you should kill that kind of stuff.
27th November 2006

Ironic Pop-culture Dude...
If you are offended by such an innocuous comment based on Mr Cohens character, Ali.G, then I suggest you check out the 'Borat' movie to see where it comes from..... No 'Irony by-passes' on my travels Dude! And no offence caused!
27th November 2006

this is hoping
This is hoping that you are feeling better. Following your posts love them.
27th November 2006

Whaa
If the title offends you don't read the blog...seriously.
28th November 2006

Great blog!
I've read all of your blogs and love them. Hurry up so I can read some more. Get well, keep up your spirit, we're all right behind you in cycberspace.
28th November 2006

Stupid title
Jokes about race, sex and religion never make for a good laugh. PERIOD
29th November 2006

Political Correctness - the Bane of Western society!
Never have I had more personal emails than about the title of my last blog - "Is it becuz I is Black". It seems the disease of political correctness has infiltrated and warped western society to such a degree that we are afraid to smile in fear of offending someone somewhere. Even the word 'Political Correctness' has become a victim of its own being. From next year it's either 'Inclusive' or 'Non-inclusive', as the word 'PC' may offend those not of a political slant. So, whoever has never laughed at a joke about race, sex, or religion please make themselves know - and we shall see a very shallow and boring person. Certainly no-one that I'd like to spend a year travelling with!
30th November 2006

agree
I am in total agreement. i see totally where you were coming from with that title. Some people need to lighten up a little.
1st December 2006

Expect more from a world traveler like yourself
Try making an insensitive joke like that the next time you are in South Africa or maybe telling an Arab joke to a local in Syria, or a Chinese joke to a cab driver in Beijing….then let me know what types of reactions you get.
3rd December 2006

PC Jokes
To Steven: I have done that and they laugh and tell you one back. PC is laughable all over the world! Any sort of extreme sets itself up to be ridiculed. That's why Ali G has a TV program - much as I don't like it.
1st October 2010
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beauty
I love this pic.

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