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Do you know some good ones?
13 years ago, November 10th 2010 No: 1 Msg: #122689  
Johnny: Grandma, have you seen my pills? They went missing from my room.
Grandma: Never mind your pills, check out the dragon in the kitchen.
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13 years ago, November 11th 2010 No: 2 Msg: #122758  
Here is the ultimate international travel joke. I first heard it in Brazil and have carried it with me through Hungary, Ukraine, Kazakhstan, China, and many other places. Last night I told the latest Filipino version. Timing is everything.



There is an international manned mission to Mars and a worldwide search for astronauts. When the selection process is at an advanced stage, the astronauts are asked how much money they want.

The American wants a million dollars.

The Englishman wants two million. One for himself, one for his wife.

Frenchman - three million - self, wife, mistress.

Then they ask the Ugandan / Scicilian / Russian / East Timorese astronaut who wants five million! FIVE!

"A million for me, a million for my wife, a million for my mistress, a million for you, and a million for the guy who goes to Mars."
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13 years ago, November 13th 2010 No: 3 Msg: #122881  
When doesn't cheese belong to you?

When it's nacho cheese...

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13 years ago, November 23rd 2010 No: 4 Msg: #123513  

When doesn't cheese belong to you?

When it's nacho cheese..




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13 years ago, November 24th 2010 No: 5 Msg: #123638  
That nacho cheese joke is one of my all time faves... 😊

All I've got is:

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

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