Johnny: Grandma, have you seen my pills? They went missing from my room.
Grandma: Never mind your pills, check out the dragon in the kitchen.
Reply to this Here is the ultimate international travel joke. I first heard it in Brazil and have carried it with me through Hungary, Ukraine, Kazakhstan, China, and many other places. Last night I told the latest Filipino version. Timing is everything.
There is an international manned mission to Mars and a worldwide search for astronauts. When the selection process is at an advanced stage, the astronauts are asked how much money they want.
The American wants a million dollars.
The Englishman wants two million. One for himself, one for his wife.
Frenchman - three million - self, wife, mistress.
Then they ask the Ugandan / Scicilian / Russian / East Timorese astronaut who wants five million! FIVE!
"A million for me, a million for my wife, a million for my mistress, a million for you, and a million for the guy who goes to Mars."
Reply to this When doesn't cheese belong to you?
When it's
nacho cheese...
J.
Reply to this That nacho cheese joke is one of my all time faves... 😊
All I've got is:
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
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