Nobody told me that the entire Peruvian coast is a desert. Its kilometer and kilometer of massive sand dunes. I was expecting jungles with wild monkeys and boa constrictors. It just shows how much I knew about Peru. The trip from Guayaquil to Ica, a pueblito a bit south of Lima, took 31 hours. Thirty-one hours! It was horrible. First, at the Peruvian border, the guard said I needed to pay $15 to get an entrance stamp, which of course, isn't true. When I informed him that I wasn't a moron and that I knew it was free, he said, "Fine. Fifty cents." I gave him fifty cents because he had my passport and the bus was leaving without me. Then I started to feel ill. My head hurt and my lips began to crack from
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