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Why did the cat sleep on the engine?  
   

Why did the cat sleep on the engine?

Because it wanted to wake up oily.
The Pussy Wagon

February 24th 2007
When my mate Ken got to work the other day, he asked me come and see what I thought was making the "funny noise" under his bonnet. The poor little thing was petrified, and I can understand why. I get frightened by Ken's driving when I'm in the passenger seat, belted in, so I can't imagine what it was like in the engine bay for 20 miles. I'm racking my brains for some amusing cat/engine puns, but a ... read more
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