Cross in Malta in Room 101 with Mr and Mrs Peckerhead
June 1st 2017 Malta day 1 June 1st
Have you ever considered how much time you spend on tarmac? No? Me neither until today. And then Teresa May, Trump and their predecessors left me stranded on the tarmac at Birmingham airport for an extra two hours. Your wars abroad and bombing of innocents meant that when an extra bag was unaccounted for in the hold every passenger had to get off and identify their luggage.
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