Land Of Doughnut And Penis
September 28th 2013 Imagine a doughnut.
(Mmm – cream doughnut).
No, no cream. Just a big doughnut.
(Mmm – big jam doughnut).
Sigh – no, no jam. Just a big plain doughnut, with a hole in the middle. No sprinkles. No sugar coating. Just a good ol' fashioned plain doughnut.
(Pause).
Got it? Now make it bigger.
Bigger. Bigger. Tell you what, make it roughly 2500 miles across.
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