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Toilet Rules

Suggestions for translation of blurb below the sign: 1) "Diving from toilet seat prohibited, however, erections are acceptable." 2) "Its no use standing on the seat, the crabs in here can pole vault."
Warning: Extreme nonsense direct from my Noggin

November 17th 2006
The waitress was cute. Despite my newly married status this fact and the length of the girls skirt had not escaped my attention as we ate our meal. Needless to say my Chip Monster was all too aware of where my attention was and was making the command face that, according to the instruction book I ca ... read more
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Japanese Flag In 1603, a Tokugawa shogunate (military dictatorship) ushered in a long period of isolation from foreign influence in order to secure its power. For 250 years this policy enabled Japan to enjoy stability and a flowering of its indigenous culture. Fol... ... read more
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