Suggestions for translation of blurb below the sign:
1) "Diving from toilet seat prohibited, however, erections are acceptable."
2) "Its no use standing on the seat, the crabs in here can pole vault."
Warning: Extreme nonsense direct from my Noggin November 17th 2006 The waitress was cute. Despite my newly married status this fact and the length of the girls skirt had not escaped my attention as we ate our meal. Needless to say my Chip Monster was all too aware of where my attention was and was making the command face that, according to the instruction book I ca ... read more
Asia » Japan » Hyogo In 1603, a Tokugawa shogunate (military dictatorship) ushered in a long period of isolation from foreign influence in order to secure its power. For 250 years this policy enabled Japan to enjoy stability and a flowering of its indigenous culture. Fol... ... read more
Years of staring at maps, debating routes, saving money and boring anyone in earshot with constantly changing plans finally culminated in our D-Day. 28th August 2006. The day that Vik and Bob went global.
Having made it to New Zealand without taking a single flight, we reached the conclusion that neither our finances nor our sea legs could stomach another container ship journey so we've cheated and taken a flight from New Zealand to Bangkok. From Bangkok we hope to stick with the overland theme and take a route home through Southern Asia: China, Nepal, India, Pakistan, Iran, Turkey...
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