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The Fondest Farewell to the World's Worst Most Awesome Lame Badass Dog

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May 25th 2009
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, Prevent the (bratwurst-shaped) dog from barking with a juicy bone, Silence the (yips and/or) pianos and with muffled drum Bring out the coffin, let the (boogers and) mourners come. Let aeroplanes circle (the house each morning, barking and) moaning overhead Scribbling on the sky the message: He is Dead. Put crepe bows round the (red peppers? NO!) ... read more

North America » United States » Minnesota

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Britain's American colonies broke with the mother country in 1776 and were recognized as the new nation of the United States of America following the Treaty of Paris in 1783. During the 19th and 20th centuries, 37 new states were added to the origina... ... read more