General McAuliffe
The American general in charge in the town of Bastogne was surrounded by German troops. When asked to surrender his one word reply was "nuts". An interpreter told the puzzled Germans that it meant "Go to Hell". McAuliffe went down in history for the clever riposte, but he wasn't exactly original. A German knight said basically the same thing when he told his engulfing enemies that instead of surrendering they could kiss his a$$!