Vulture and Crow
"Hey Crow"
"What is it vulture?"
"You think I look sexy with no feathers on my head?"
"Sexy's not the word I'd use."
"I've been thinking of getting some of those colourful feathers - maybe trying a yellow or orange afro affair. What do you think?".
"Stick to blacks and greys dude. They go way better with the whole eating rotting flesh image".
That conversation really took place and I witnessed it myself - not even David Attenborough's done that. I rock as a wild life documentary maker. Bring me some whales... and a porpoise... lets make a nature-soap-documentary.