Driving from Teotihuacan to Queretaro
Officer: Let me get this straight. You want me to stop 5 lanes of traffic so you can turn around? Do you get lost a lot?
Me: Uhhhh...please.....uhh...not to often
Officer: Do you always carry that map?
Me: Yeah, pretty much
Officer: Ok, let me just stop all this traffic so you can go home!