NEW ZEALAND!!!

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Do rent a camper van as wide and tall as a bus and nearly 7 metres long with three double beds, fridge, freezer, sink, toilet, shower, gas cooker, grill and a swivel driving chair just like in the A-Team van.

Do not, however, let your brother crash into the coin operated machine which lifts up the barrier as you attempt to exit the car park where you have just picked up the mega-camper van.

But don’t worry, you are fully covered by the insurance, so let’s smash the crap out of it!!!

Also, if you have time, jump out of a propeller plane that has enough room for half a family of midgets and their pet gerbil 12,000 feet above a glacier.

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