TEXANESE Howdy Y'All, but since we are talking to several of you, Howdy All Y'All You have to set for a spell because we're fixin' to tell a story We headed up the road a fur piece to Caroline's Turtle Cafe Where we settled in for a mess of hotcakes Goshdawg they were as good as yesterday's Waitress asks us "Where bouts y'all from? Howdja git here? Are y'all gonna be here a spell?" When we told her Victoria, she didn't exactly know where that was, darlin'. She spoke ten words a second, gusting to fifty talkin' bout smokin' through all four of her pregnancies Met Caroline the cook, she was sure cookin' on a front burner today But she's been rode hard and put away wet Each day, we see thunderclouds threatening to bring a
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