On the Road to Damascus

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And as he journeyed, he came near Damascus: and suddenly there shined round about him a light from the on coming traffic: and he fell to the earth (floor of the micro bus) and heard a voice saying unto him, Tim Tim why persecutest thou me? And he said, Who art thou, Lord? And the Lord said, I am Abdul whom though sits upon. Tim rose from the ground and was blinded by Abdul and had to be led into town, to the house of one called Ar-Rabie in Souk Sarouja, where there for three days he neither went to the Mar Mousa Monastary or the National Museum and ate but kebab and falafel. On the third day he went and had a Pineapple (ananas) milkshake and spilt it upon his head: And immediately there fell from his eyes as it had been scales: and recieved sight forthwith, and arose, and was refreshed.

Here endith the lesson.

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