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Published: July 19th 2006
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i'm in jerusalem!! i got here on sunday night, and its now wednesday. it feels so good to be back in the city. i've been mostly hanging out with friends and wandering my favorite parts of the city.
im in an internet cafe right now, so i do'nt really have time to write as much as i'd like, but i just wanted to give a little update.
jerusalem is a beautiful and ancient city. its really amazing, and hard to describe, except that you should see it for yourself. someday.
things in israel are still pretty tense, but jerusalem is pretty safe. i know you are all concerned about me and the american news certainly doesn't help you feel any better. while the situation is definately serious and dangerous in some places in the north, the american news likes to dramatize the situations in israel, so try to take it at face value if possible. and you can always ask me for more details.
well, thats it for now, i'll write more about my days in jerusalem soon.
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What to do when your in trouble in Northern Israel (note: will never fail) 1.) Stop, access the situation, and stay calm. 2.) In a monotonous tone (maybe even condescending when appropriate) say, "Do you know who I am? I am KIEZER SOUZE!!!" (enunciate thoe last two words like you're a pyscopath") 3.) If this fails to work (will only happen if they aren't Kevin Spacey fans) pee on yourself and when they become distracted by your crotch kick them in the groin repeatedly until they fall over. Then scream "KIEZER SOUZE!" and run. 4.) Never return to said area. Ever. When they find out you were impersonating a movie produced by Paramount they are going to be pissed, plus by then their groins might have healed and they are going to be wanting to head butt you in the ovaries, so stay clear. Stay safe and keep up those kick excercises ;)