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May 5th 2008
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Hanwell - Where we are living at the moment

This is where Jenni's Aunty and Uncle live and where we are staying for the next week or so. It is in Hanwell.

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Leany phone boxes. Not very practical for actual use.
What a few days! We’ve been totally flat out every day which is awesome. Thanks for the comments to the previous blog about Captain Smiley, and I'm sure that will be more Captain Smiley action in these photos.

Saturday we went to Kingston, a ‘suburb’ of London with heaps of shops, cafés, markets etc. It was massive, and like most parts of London, you can walk and walk and walk and never find the end of the shopping area. The bus ride there was great too, we sat at the top front of a double decker bus as we weaved our way through tiny little backstreets, narrowly missing light posts. The houses on the bus route were ultra expensive style, around the areas of Kew Bridge. One house we went past is famous for the life size or bigger hedges that were cut into the shape of elephants in the front yard.

We then trekked it to look at a share accommodation place at White City which was filthy and disgusting for 150 pounds per week. We were shocked at how bad it was for such a high price! So we went home and made a couple of bookings
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It was fun sitting at the front of the bus, on the top leve of the double decker bus.
to see places at Wimbledon, so we had a plan of attack on Sunday in our quest to find share accommodation.

So Sunday we went to see a share accommodation place at Wimbledon. The area was beautiful, and as we were walking to the place we felt like we were onto a winner. An Indian man in his 60’s opened the creaky front door of this very large house slowly to us and in a very creepy voice muttered “come in”… We both immediately felt like we were in some type of low budget horror film, about to be killed. Well - this place was disgusting - I would never let my girlfriend - nor any pets - live in this hole. The 3 story house was divided up into 10 “rooms” - each with their own locked door - and a share kitchen and share bathroom on each level. The “shower room” was a closet - 1m by 1m - that had a shower in it. When you step out the shower, you would be stepping into the communal area near the stairs and other rooms. Filth, filth filth - the rooms were disgusting, old and unclean. We
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This was a nice square with markets and cafes and stuff.
were insulted by the guy as he tried to explain how we can live in the room, eat in the room, bath in the room (there was a handbasin in the room too), sleep in the room, watch tv in the room, and have friends come round in our room. He had 5 rooms available - and said that if we didn’t accept one today they would probably be gone tomorrow - so we took one and will be staying there for the next 12 months…. NOT!! We left there feeling ill, and thinking that 150 pounds for a crappy room meant we would end up needing to either live in a dive room, or spend more money, neither or which are ideals.

So we walked to the centre of Wimbledon and found an internet café - desperate to find somewhere in Wimbledon or surrounding areas that we could look at immediately. Much to our surprise, the internet café had a sign on the door saying “Double Room available - Ask within”. The man informed us that the room was 150 pounds and was above the cafe, so we asked him if we could have a look, thinking it
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Water Fountain Goodness
would be OK to live in the centre of Wimbledon above a café! Awesome!

He took us upstairs and opened the door to the “bedroom”. I use the inverted commas for a reason. He calls it a “bedroom”. I call it a storage area with a bed. The carpets were filthy and ripped up in parts. The “double bed” was too single beds put together but they were not equal height, one was about 20cm higher than the other. We pointed that out and he said “I can put in a new bed” - we said “no thanks” and walked out, angry and feeling we would never find a nice place at all.

We used the internet café to look for other places and made a few phone calls - sent off a few emails, but couldn’t really find anything half decent, even for up to 170 pounds per week, so were feeling very disheartened. Just before we disconnected the internet and paid the 1 pound to the man - Jenni found one that sounded OK and flicked off one last final email before we left.

As we were walking to the tube station depressed and realising
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The markets and stuff
that there is perhaps “nowhere like home”, we had a phone call from an Australian girl, who was responding to Jenni’s very last email. It was for a place in Acton Town, an area not far West of London - she said we could come around straight away and have a look. We finally got there, our fingers crossed during much of the walk, hoping that this would not be another disaster, and another wasted afternoon.

The place looked fantastic from the front. An absolutely classic London street in a quiet neighbourhood. The hedge out the front was sculpted to perfection. A friendly Australian girl greeted us at the door and showed us around the place. It was really nice. She was moving out to live with her partner in his own apartment, and was looking for someone to take over her lease. The place was very clean, the furniture nice, the kitchen OK, the bathroom is huge. We would be sharing with another couple - and English guy and an Aussie girl.

I immediately saw Jenni’s face light up with joy, and I could tell she loved it. We are going back there today at 5pm to meet with the other couple that we would be living with, however apparently they are nice people and easy to live with.

So after a long, exhausting, depressing day, almost thinking “what are we doing here?” we came across a nice place, and finished the day on a great note. All going well - we will meet with them this afternoon and probably move in next Sunday.

Onto the more fun things - we have already been out 3 times on the drink - so we are starting to realise that the culture here is that people certainly enjoy a good drink. The only thing is that the places that we have been so far have been Aussie pubs!! Saturday night was at the Walkabout at Shepard’s Bush, and Sunday night was at The Redback at Acton Town (perhaps our new local). The Redback or “Reddy” to the locals, is a CRAZY place. We got there at about 5pm on the Sunday arvo and everyone was SMASHED. It was absolutely huge, and had a massive beer garden out the back, but it is more a sandpit full of Aussie bogans than an English beer garden. It was kind
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Jenni and a friend of her Aunty and Uncles, Jan, at Kingston.
of nice to be surrounded by similar people. The beer garden closed at 6pm and they pushed everyone inside. The music was classic hits, which every Australian can relate to, so we danced around for a couple of hours, in the back of my heading thinking how odd it is to be dancing like a freak at 7pm on a Sunday afternoon. Such is life in London I guess.

One thing that stood out to me about going out in London, is that the guys here are absolute sleazes! Drunk guys go up to any girl and basically just start talking crap to them, grabbing them, and getting in their faces. I'm not talking about 1 or 2, I'm talking about 10 within an hour or so. They go from one girl to another, to another to another to another, trying and trying, I guess until they eventually find one that is drunk enough to show some attention back. I just found this a big difference from Adelaide, where people are much more respectful. I am going to have to invest in some type of taser gun to fend of guys from Jenni, haha!

We have caught up
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I knew Captain Smiley would make a return. I think this was a "slight" pose.
with Jenni’s friend Heidi, and met all of her friends at the pubs. They are great people, all up for a good time. One has invited us to her party next weekend, so that will be good - and its nice to be building a bit of a network of friends here already. Some people have told us that we are doing well considering we have only been here for 3 full days, found a place to live, met lots of people, seen many London sights, have interviews set up and so on, so that is very reassuring.

Today (Monday) is a public holiday, or bank holiday as they say here. From tomorrow perhaps the real world will kick in. I have 3 interviews tomorrow, and Jenni has an interview for a role with the University of London. She is busy preparing it for as I type.

That’s all I can think of at the moment, but all in all we are having a ball. Our days have been very full already and it will be interesting to see where we are in a week. As much as I know we need to find work soon, I don’t
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The 'Reddy'.
really want to, I’m enjoying traveling around everywhere and seeing the sights, but that’s life.

We have already come to the conclusion that we want to travel as much as possible while we are here - so we are both sure the year will be a good one. We will just need to be careful, as we can see it flying by very quickly.

Hope all is well in Adelaide. Please put up comments to let us know you are at least reading this - otherwise we’ll boycott the whole blogging thing and spend more time at the pub! Do you really want that?

Until next time!

Luke and Jenni



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Jenni and her friend Heidi at the Reddy
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The Redback Sandpit

Basically loads of Aussie bogans in a sandpit. Reminds me of days in Peewee and Davies backyard.
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Tucking into 2 snakebites (mix of beer, cider and rasberry flavouring). A VERY common drink here that everyone drinks by the jug. 12 pounds per jug.
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Isn't she a cutie!
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Jeff, another thing for you to compare your penis size too.
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Outside The Walkabout at Shepard's Bush.
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About 10% of the tube map. Amazingly complicated, but suprising easy to work out where to go.


5th May 2008

gi'day
Good one Lukie.. keep up the good work on the blog. A joy to read. Regards
5th May 2008

Awww you guys are making me miss London!!! Looks like you're having an awesome time. Enjoy it and travel as much as you can! Love Soph xoxo
5th May 2008

Greetings from sleep Adelaide...!
Photos and blog are great! so wish i was over there with you guys..! keep having fun and good luck with your job interviews....
5th May 2008

did i forget to tell you london is like a dirty, sleezy version of australia?? why do you think so many come to live here!! i cant believe how much you have done in 3 days...its sickening! you guys are way too organised!! despite the drama - your blog reminds me of the great time i had there... snakebites are evil!! xxxx cant wait to hear more!
6th May 2008

Gday Mate
Great blog, loved it, sounds like youre doing really well. All the best with the interviews and locking in that place. Look forward to hearing more from you
6th May 2008

Comment
Hey Chiefo. You certainly have been busy. Looks like you fit in pretty well to me. Enjoy the mashed peas. Ps, have people like darren got this blog address?
6th May 2008

Stuff
Hey there, glad it all going well. Its making me miss it all, reading about it. I reckon I went to kingston once a week. Had my 21st there. The sleezes get better once you settle into a local. Then they get the picture and only harrass 2 or 3 times instead of 9 or 10. =) Have fun
6th May 2008

"Snakebites"
EWWWW You wouldnt catch us Aussies drinking that disgusting drink!!! HAHAHA
6th May 2008

wow!!!
boy you 2 are really getting a round{tarts}lucky find on da house hommies,i reacon ya should have taken the 1 wit dat old nigga shit sounded pretty fly.where was ur camera then?i hear capi taan smiley has a nemisis ?who is dat nigga?as for the ref; to my penis and chillis mention me when u get to the leanin tower of peza{penis}or the eiffel tower horhor hor frenchy still havent seen the flag {not happy jan}from jeff ps im sure pepper spray is legal there,dont turn into pommy gits bye niggas
6th May 2008

jealous
Hey dude. Great to see that it's only been a few days and you're already setting up home...you organised freaks!. Good luck with the house, i'm sure if this one doesn't work out you will find a good one. I have to say that sitting hear and reading this makes me extremely jealous of the two of you. keep up the blog and say hi to jenni for me (or jenni if you're reading this...Hello!)
6th May 2008

Cheers dude
Yep, cheers dude, all is going well. If you are jealous - then you should get your arse over here. Long story - so I'll put it on the next blog - but we rejected the last place - and have found somewhere in Wimbledon that is much nicer. We'll sign the contract on the weekend probably. Big thing over here is the bond - need to pay 6 weeks bond + 4 weeks in advance, so about 1500 pounds ($3400 AUD) which is crazy! Catch ya champ
6th May 2008

Cheers
Cheers Dan - hope that all is going well with work, your countdown must be well on by now!
6th May 2008

yeppy yep
I think Darrens got the blog link - but feel free to forward it on of course.
7th May 2008

Glad to know the both of you are having fun!!!! Good luck with the job interviews..
7th May 2008

Yum
Dude, I will be coming over just to show Heidi a good time ;)
9th May 2008

Nice one
Hey Kids, Sounds like you are really experiencing the old London town, I remember (or vaguely) on night at the walkabout in Shepherds Bush, the place was freaking crazy. I lived in north London when I was there; Highbury then Finsbury Park. Hearing your writing makes me want to come back Luke, keep up the entries as I am interested to hear how you two find it. Have fun -Eric

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