Switzerland

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Offense caused to locals - 1/10 (They were so nice! apart from some bitch in Lidls)

Time spent remarking how scenic things are - 10/10

Ghostly experiences - 10/10

Shame experienced - 2/10 (Because of the bitch in Lidls)

Blackness - 3.5/10

Deviant behaviour - 2/10

Total amount of time spent drunk - 4/10

Amount of food stolen by scenic mice - 7/10

Amount of Chinese mice related terror - 10/10

Amount of Korean angst - 9/10

Overall enjoyment - 8.5/10

Pro's - Harriets knife, The scenery, The hot tub, The lakes, The locals!, Death mountain

Con's - How expensive it is, Clara von bitch, How massive the note denominations are, Koreans

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