Who actually uses a bidet for washing their backside, in all seriousness? I'm sure it's just an adult in-joke that British parents tell their kids when they pack them off on the school trip to France, in the hope of the teachers relaying to them hilarious anecdotes of stupid things their gullible kids did. Really, bidets are for rinsing the sand off your feet or washing socks. I've not met one person who has admitted to washing their arse in a bidet, and if such a person exists and is reading this, please fess up in the comments section! Moving on... I'm in Andalusia, Spain. Where the rain has been falling on the plain and as far as I can see, everywhere else too. Lots and lots of rain. Real heavy hardcore soaking wet rain. The
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