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August 24th 2009
Published: August 24th 2009
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Novalja Trip 2009


YO tak lets go cook pasta? i don't drink red wine
but i'm acquiring a taste for pesto this summer
so let's try it then go for some cubas libre
(compound plurals own your ass)

long island iced tea for me but you're being a lightweight
since saturday night clubbers in vienna like musical self-hate
with dark techy murkstep, lets go somewhere else mate
tak, OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ

(1 hour later) OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ hey wait a mo
didnt he already play this tune liek 10 minutes ago?
this guy is slow. lets go check out the ambient room.
these lights would make good tattoos for my shirt.

wtf.

taxi? ach, sie sind an die erste strasse links.
genau, ty vole. sleep. massage.
frühstuck chleba chleba chleba lets go for a walk,
i'm sick of people getting offended
by my positive messages on facebook.
(fact alert: that last part actually happened)

crazy motherfucking street art! like wtf a talking computer
coming out of a spiky rabbit's speech bubble. ty vole co děláš,
are you throwing away your coca cola? i wonder
how long it would take to get from wien to bratislava
in a rubber ring. oh scheisse, that boat is going to drown us.

do you like chinese soca dancehall disco?
i do. hey shit we got to go. WAAAAT
28 euros from wien to brno? ty vole...
ES KOTZT MICH AN. austria sucks. tak, cheerio.

all in the name of bob marley.




P.S. an evening with Katka, fried cheese and Starobrno in the otherwise deafeningly quiet south moravian capital later really hit the spot as a sublime end to a sublime trip. And just to put icing on the cake, the zombík was not only on time for once, but there were no idiots taking up 3 seats, I got some sleep and it decided to drop us at hlavní nádrazí rather than in cracktown. score!

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