First things first, I’d like to give a shout out to all the spiders out there. Hey spiders, we’re cool, right? I mean, I love what you do with all of those eating annoying bugs and whatnot, but I’ve noticed recently that you keep showing up closer and closer to my bed. Well, actually, the first night you were in my bed, but you were barely a centimeter in diameter, so it was okay. I just got a paper towel and killed you. I guess that upset you all, because the next day you sent bigger spider to hang out on the wall near my spiral staircase. Is this… intimidation? Are you trying to intimidate me into submission?! If that’s the case, it didn’t work, because I killed that one. But then yesterday you sent a
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