hola

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Yesterday, we had a party at the school for the celebration of the anexción de Guanacaste. It´s a national holiday here, no one works, no one goes to school except us haha, there was lots of gallo pinto and rice and beans con juevos. I had to go to the butchers shop at 8 am to buy some churizo especial, aka, special sausage, no lie. Anywho, not a whole lot happened yesterday, classes same old same, but marcos, jeff and I did go to Pollo AP after class to score some 2 for 1 chalupas. Sweetness.

I´ve recently become slightly perturbed at our traveling group. This one girl gets pissed at me cus, i don´t correctly pronounce all the words correctly. You see, Jeff and I are the only 2 out of us all that are in the intermediate class, the rest are in advance and obviously know more spanish than us. Yet, I always have to do the talking when we get in a taxi, at the hotel, to the bus driver, and of course i make mistakes, But this chick never says anything, and i´m about to take her out back and grind her with an cierra, spanish for chainsaw, because she always complainsssssssssssss. Why are you complaining! We´re in costa rica to learn spanish and i´ve never heard you say one complete sentence in spanish in 3 weeks you bimbo!

Other than that, everything is going muy suave. Loving the gallo pinto big time. And i´m drinking 3 cups of costa rican coffee a day. I <3 the stuff. its like throwing food in the cafeteria, once you start, you just can´t stop.

going to see charlie y la fabrica de chocolate tomorrow night. Looking forward to that. Other than that, nothing new to report

take it easy.

luke

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Comments

[Jeremy]

blog response #8
youre clearly having some crazy times over there sac. sounds fun. yeah you should smack that stupid poonta upside the head; if shes not speaking spanish why the hell is she even there? you should purposly lose her somewhere along the way to see if she can get back alive/not raped. easy with that costa rican coffee champ, once you get back here youre gonna need a fix hardcore, and you know what, you aint gonna get it. if you do manage to find something even remotly close to its awesomeness, youre gonna have to pay a buttload for it. thats like, a hundred dollars. but since youre over there, why not drink it like its going out of style. it seems youre speaking an absurd amount of spanish, which is good. i read youre last blog and nearly shat myself it was so funny. it was brilliant, especially the swamp ass and mobile vomitting. p.s. i agree with your anti-american women policy. go grab yourself some international lovin. best of luck avoiding swamp ass. "tengo laguna de culo", so i gotta blast. take er easy