I was born and raised in NYC
I attended university in Montreal with summers in Tokyo, Tokyo, Texas, Tokyo

And in every single one of these locations, I fail miserably at reaching my ultimate goal-a long term relationship.

Disclaimer: This blog is meant to be a self deprecating, sarcastic and humorous outlook on my mundane life. The events described could be fictional, but the views expressed are all my own and no one else's. If you are offended by any part of this blog, um, use common sense and close the window instead of reading more and getting agitated...

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