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I was born and raised in NYC
I attended university in Montreal with summers in Tokyo, Tokyo, Texas, Tokyo
And in every single one of these locations, I fail miserably at reaching my ultimate goal-a long term relationship.
Instead, I end up doing idiotic things, getting super loser wasted and on the rare occasions when I manage to pick up a girl (or girls) I can never rope them into a relationship...Disclaimer: This blog is meant to be a self deprecating, sarcastic and humorous outlook on my mundane life. The events described could be fictional, but the views expressed are all my own and no one else's. If you are offended by any part of this blog, um, use common sense and close the window instead of reading more and getting agitated...
I liberally sprinkle chauvinistic statements, racial stereotypes, misogynistic thoughts and crude language into my entries for humor, but these are a part of my humorous writing style and do not reflect, in any shape or form, my true leanings. They are jokes.
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