Where are you now......? We seek him here, we seek him there, his blog followers seek him everywhere! OK - I can't think up of something witty for the rest of the rhyme but you catch the drift. Are you in South America or back home in good old Blighty....?
Boy v Man So is it Dan the Man or Dan the Little Nephew? - I would have thought by now that your old man would have pointed out that using the word Auntie could land you in a lot of trouble. Last time I heard it used from a grown man was on the tube with my nephew Ajay. He had gone through the barrier and was waiting for his Aunts and my junior squad. Naturally (being Asian) he was asked what he was doing standing around (he also had a ruck sack on his back) waiting. His response in his broad Aussie accent was "I'm waiting for my Aunties". Fortunately I was only yards away when he said this and was able to persuade the copper to put his gun back on safety. Up to you of course but small changes can help save your life.
By the way I hope it isn't too late but there is a reason why Krabi is named as such. Keep it going and let me know if you want a number fofr my rellies in Sydney. They know you'll be in Oz at some point and will be happy to put you up for a short while. You can even meet Ajay who can tell you more about his near death experience in the London jungle.
Dan4Delhi Well well
While you've been swanning by the Ganges, good money has been blown taking in the full vista of seeing the Bees for all they are. I also drew the short straw so ended up sat next to your Grandad. It was like an episode of Father Ted and Father Jack Hackett was a bundle of rage in a cravat next to me-DRINK!BOTTOM!INTERCOURSE!
Also watched Rayners lose their final. It however contained the best goal I've ever seen in lower league football, which I measure up to the Championship. Gilly subbed on and spunked it in from two boxes out.
We're at Ali Trout's funeral on Friday. She finally lost out. We'll send Nigel your best.
When you see your cousin, tell him I thought I saw him on the telly at Stamford Bridge on Wednesday. No wonder they lost to MU...Haha.
Sam is back from 3 days in Welsh Wales and smells like it. Its like you've never been away.
Say hello to all for me. Blog on!
And up one pops! Just re-read my message of yesterday. It was a bit stern at the end - oops. But it worked cos here's an update. Glad all is going well and I'm liking the photos. Am surprised no-one has posted the result from Sunday's Wembley Final though. Close but no cigar for the Bees. Oh well - always next year. Again ;-)
The teardrop explodes Sort ur fone. Attila assumes worst without one/day contact-and if its not my fault, it doesn't feel like it.
Photos outshine prose by a mahal but still looking for a proper prune.
Love it! Hawes, how are you mate? I have just spent an hour reading through your journey so far, I must say great idea! I have subscribed so I will follow you all the way from now onwards.
Keep enjoying it - are you going to kiss and tell with the Caroline situation? haha
All the best buddy, speak soon
Lils
p.s impressed at how well you write ;)
Food is to live for I went to see Rayners Lane play on Saturday. I had a Guinness and salted peanuts- better than being on holiday! And then they won! We're on our way Wembley. They have a cup final at Wembley FC at Vale Farm at end of month. Glory days.
where's the photo evidence You've taken hundreds of pictures but none of Caroline - best left to the narrative eh. You'll be pleased to know that England got hammered in Dublin. I went to witness the massacre and it took me back to 1993 when the same thing happened. Guts ok though which I hope holds true for you. Just remember - it takes a brave man to fart in India!!
hey Dan!!
what's up? how are u? is it like you have dreamt of? having fun then? we miss u!! big time!
by the way I managed to book that tenerife thing and i am off from the 24th this month to 4th april and i am a bit exited about that!!
about the baby -seems to be a girl but we have to get another scan to be confirmed as they weren't sure and the position wasn't good so i will do another scan when i come back from holiday. i still hope is a boy!!..))it is also growing day by day now, i have quite a bump...!!!...))))but all seem to be fine and i am happy with that.
hope to hear from you soon!! have a great time and take care!! xxx emilia
Lovely Flowers Looks bizarre at the bazaar.
Try to make sure any foot rot doesn't get above your knees and don't take your trousers to be washed in the river laundry. Mum will remember more things she forgot to tell you for the next 5 months.
Just a thought, but try going to a tailors to enquire about a white/cream 2 piece linen suit. If say only £30, then you can get into better class hotels while being crumpled but stylish and you might even blag being with the BBC, especially when near the next cricket ground. Bruce Lee meets Sidney Greenstreet. Google to understand.
Keep your Harry Hill eye out for the surreal.
A concerned parent.
Good Luck! Heya Dan,
All the best for the trip, will keep a close eye on the blog.
Take it easy,
P.S. Think you could def do with a good ear cleaning! lol
I'm a halfy (English-Malay), from London UK. Some people may associate me with Bruce Lee or just a generic oriental. Very keen sportsman with cricket being my activity of choice (but apparently better at football); enjoy nature and science documentaries (closet Trekky too) plus have an ability to crack numerous amounts of bones in my body. Some people would be surprised to know I've had plastic surgery too
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Where are you now......?
We seek him here, we seek him there, his blog followers seek him everywhere! OK - I can't think up of something witty for the rest of the rhyme but you catch the drift. Are you in South America or back home in good old Blighty....?