| Date | Blog Title | Location |
| January 16th 2011 | Here we go!!! | Asia » South Korea » Seoul |
| January 17th 2011 | How are we gonna make it all fit?! | Asia » Hong Kong » Kowloon |
| January 19th 2011 | Hong Kong | Asia » Hong Kong » Kowloon |
| January 25th 2011 | Thai massaaaaaaaaage - Bangkok! | Asia » Thailand » Central Thailand » Bangkok |
| January 29th 2011 | History lessons, monkeys, and the River Kwai | Asia » Thailand » Western Thailand » Kanchanaburi |
| January 31st 2011 | Sukhothai, the old city and the new | Asia » Thailand » North-West Thailand » Sukhothai |
| February 5th 2011 | Wats and Tigers and Pad Thai oh my! ...and a nipple twist? | Asia » Thailand » North-West Thailand » Chiang Mai |
| February 9th 2011 | Squeezing, smelling, and swimming in elephant POOP! The life of an elephant trainer | Asia » Thailand » North-West Thailand » Chiang Mai |
| February 11th 2011 | A crack-head driver, two new dances, and a beat down from mother nature | Asia » Thailand » North-West Thailand » Soppong |
| February 15th 2011 | It’s the little things…clean smelling clothes, no cockroaches in our room, and a mattress thicker than one inch | Asia » Thailand » North-West Thailand » Chiang Rai |
| February 23rd 2011 | 1 border crossing, 2 slooooow boats, 3 classes of travelers, 4 days in Luang Prabang...and dogs stuck together at the ass? What the?! | Asia » Laos |
| February 27th 2011 | Nate has a brain fart, then drops his 1st deuce in the squatty...in a village straight out of National Geographic | Asia » Laos » West » Nong Khiaw |
| March 4th 2011 | Tubing and drinking…getting screwed…watch your step, don’t step in the… | Asia » Laos » West » Vientiane |
| March 7th 2011 | The Loop...Cross your fingers, cross your toes, will you make it? ...nobody knows! | Asia » Laos » South » Tha Khaek |
| March 15th 2011 | Ever had a shoulder massage from a naked 6 year old? WE have...I guess there's a first for everything! | Asia » Laos » South » Don Det |
| March 19th 2011 | Kratie-a dirty, stinky, nasty, LOVEABLE town! …and mixed feelings in Siem Reap | Asia » Cambodia » North » Siem Reap |
| March 22nd 2011 | Sometimes, you need to decide,what's the lesser of 2 evils? ...parting with a couple extra bucks for comfort, or getting your ass whooped like a contestant on the Biggest Loser...Angkor Wat can definitely DO that! | Asia » Cambodia » North » Siem Reap |
| March 26th 2011 | A cheap room for a night in Phnom Penh-$5...2 pairs of shorts at the market-$13.…a newly found ability to quickly deter tuk-tuk drivers? PRICELESS! | Asia » Cambodia » South » Phnom Penh |
| April 3rd 2011 | Hawkers, old men with hookers, and a birthday shot...to the head! ...no, literally! | Asia » Cambodia » South » Sihanoukville |
| April 8th 2011 | Hindsight is 20/20, but leaving Sihanoukville for Kampot/Kep may have made as much sense as lighting a $100 bill on fire | Asia » Cambodia » South » Kep |
| April 11th 2011 | Multiple scam attempts, blackballing the white people, being left 15K out of town- Welcome to Vietnam! | Asia » Vietnam » Mekong River Delta » Vinh Long |
| April 15th 2011 | Adopted by Uncle Ho – He’s everyone’s uncle in Ho Chi Minh City | Asia » Vietnam » Southeast » Ho Chi Minh City |
| April 23rd 2011 | We definitely got dirty, but at least avoided getting pissed on…narrowly! | Asia » Vietnam » North Central Coast » Thua Thien - Huế » Hué |
| April 26th 2011 | HEY, HEY, HEY NOW!!! At least buy me dinner before you try to screw me!!! | Asia » Vietnam » Red River Delta » Ninh Binh |
| April 29th 2011 | Does the Vietnam Visa include Valium, Xanax, a bottle of hard liquor, and a carton of cigarettes? No, but it probably SHOULD!!! | Asia » Vietnam » Red River Delta » Hai Phong » Cat Ba Island |
| May 6th 2011 | Heads in the clouds with postcard perfect views and a positive end to rough month | Asia » Vietnam » Northwest » Lao Cai » Sapa |
| May 15th 2011 | Losing our virginity in Koh Tao...SCUBA virginity that is! | Asia » Thailand » South-West Thailand » Ko Tao |
| May 24th 2011 | P-A-R-T…Y? …cause we GOTTA! It’s the full moon party!!! | Asia » Thailand » South-West Thailand » Ko Pha-Ngan |
| May 31st 2011 | From one extreme to another- Phi Phi and Lanta couldn’t be more opposite! | Asia » Thailand » South-West Thailand » Ko Lanta |
| June 6th 2011 | Hopping the border to Malaysia...a whole new world! | Asia » Malaysia » Pahang » Cameron Highlands |
| June 13th 2011 | How do you spell heaven? P-E-R-H-E-N-T-I-A-N-S...minus some unwanted company | Asia » Malaysia » Terengganu » Perhentian Kecil |
| June 20th 2011 | Is she a lady in the street but a freak in the bed?! | Asia » Malaysia » Wilayah Persekutuan » Kuala Lumpur |
| June 28th 2011 | Screaming, puking, and almost dying on a scary ferry ride from Tioman to Mersing! | Asia » Malaysia » Melaka » Melaka City |
| July 4th 2011 | Spending some time with our new ginger haired friends, and we don't mean the Irish | Asia » Malaysia » Sarawak » Kuching |
| July 6th 2011 | Caves, some full of bat crap…some RANCID clothing…and eerily tiny swimming suits…on MEN! AHHH! | Asia » Malaysia » Sarawak » Gunung Mulu National Park |
| July 13th 2011 | “The jungle is a green hell to some but a lost paradise for many.” -UT brochure | Asia » Malaysia » Sabah » Kinabatangan |
| July 14th 2011 | Mom, I'm coming out of the closet...deep down (or not so deep anymore) I'm a hippie! | Asia |
| July 17th 2011 | Crossing into Indo...SMACK...reality check slap to the face | Asia » Indonesia » Kalimantan » Tarakan |
| July 21st 2011 | Falling in love with an island off the beaten path...Derawan | Asia » Indonesia » Kalimantan » Derawan |
| July 29th 2011 | A slap on the face, knuckles on the head or a pulled nose...it can be painful losing Rock, Paper, Scissors in Bunaken! | Asia » Indonesia » Sulawesi » Bunaken National Park |
| August 6th 2011 | Manado to Makassar, and the HELL inbetween... | Asia » Indonesia » Sulawesi » Tana Toraja |
| August 14th 2011 | Reverse culture shock in Bali...wait...are we in Australia? | Asia » Indonesia » Bali |
| August 22nd 2011 | No police, no motorbikes, no problems on the Gilis...too bad we were 5 years too late!! | Asia » Indonesia » Lombok |
| August 28th 2011 | Oh yeah, NOW we remember why we moved to California… to avoid the shivering cold, goose bumps, and hard nipples…but this was for a good cause | Asia » Indonesia » Java » Yogyakarta |
| September 6th 2011 | Holy shit! Is it a chimp? Is it an alien? No wait, it’s a white person!!!!! | Asia » Indonesia » Java » Pangandaran |
| September 10th 2011 | Gucci, Prada, Louis…and a pair of fisherman pants? A short stop in back in civilization. | Asia » Singapore |
| September 16th 2011 | Philipino-philes in Cebu and spotting E.T. on Bohol | Asia » Philippines » Bohol |
| September 21st 2011 | Every traveler has that one special place in their back pocket... | Asia » Philippines |
| September 28th 2011 | Typhoon Nesat gave us its best shot, drenching all that we've got! | Asia » Philippines » Negros |
| October 10th 2011 | Under our Umbrella-ella-ella...not where you want to be in beautiful Boracay! | Asia » Philippines » Boracay |
| October 15th 2011 | Trading in our sarongs on white sand for a cardboard bed was UNPLANNED! (One hell of a ride to Palawan) | Asia » Philippines » Negros |
| October 21st 2011 | An island hopping day is the only way, in El Nido | Asia » Philippines » Palawan » El Nido |
| October 27th 2011 | Our great times come to an end, while making new friends on Palawan | Asia » Philippines » Palawan » Sabang |
| November 6th 2011 | New Zealand has a hole in the ozone and we have a hole in our POCKETS...but it sure is beautiful! | Oceania » New Zealand » North Island |
| November 22nd 2011 | Jumping from a plane at 15,000 feet, free falling 60 seconds at 200K/Hr = A great way to celebrate 10 months on the road! | Oceania » New Zealand » South Island |
| December 17th 2011 | How long does a backpacker spend in Cancun? No more than 30 minutes or just long enough to catch a bus! | North America » Mexico » Quintana Roo » Playa del Carmen |
| December 23rd 2011 | Belize it or not, it was short and sweet! | Central America Caribbean » Belize |
| December 26th 2011 | Did you see Santa? We did! Ho Ho Ho-ing down the calle in Flores | Central America Caribbean » Guatemala » Petén Region » Flores |
| December 28th 2011 | Dirt roads, pick up trucks...and an unexpected enema???? | Central America Caribbean » Guatemala » Verapaz Region » Semuc Champey |
| January 2nd 2012 | We need a siesta, ‘cause we wanna FIESTA…welcoming 2012! | Central America Caribbean » Guatemala » Capital Region » Antigua |
| January 8th 2012 | Hippies and drugs in L.A. ...Lake Atitlan that is | Central America Caribbean » Guatemala » Western Highlands » San Pedro La Laguna |
| January 14th 2012 | It's been ONE year...time for another update | Central America Caribbean » Guatemala » Western Highlands » San Pedro La Laguna |
| January 27th 2012 | I speak Spanglish, too bad that’s not good enough! | Central America Caribbean » Guatemala » Western Highlands » San Pedro La Laguna |
| February 5th 2012 | It can happen anytime, anywhere...be careful and be aware! | Central America Caribbean » Guatemala » Western Highlands » Quetzaltenango |
| February 10th 2012 | Say it with us now...Pooo-Poooo-Sas | Central America Caribbean » El Salvador » Western » El Tunco |
| February 20th 2012 | Livin' it up in Leon and doin' nada in Granada | Central America Caribbean » Nicaragua » Northern Pacific Coast » Leon |
| February 26th 2012 | What is that strange fruit on the tree?? Wait...those are the monkey's balls!! | Central America Caribbean » Nicaragua » Southern Pacific Coast » Isla de Ometepe |
| March 13th 2012 | Nate's broken toe ruins our flow...Costa Rica & Panama in 16 short days | Central America Caribbean » Costa Rica |
| March 18th 2012 | Gettin' down with the locals in Cartagena | South America » Colombia » Cartagena |
| March 26th 2012 | From monkeys with mohawks to monster fruit salads...Colombia continues to amaze us! | South America » Colombia » San Gil |
| April 2nd 2012 | Big City Style and small town charm...Medellin to Salento | South America » Colombia » Medellin |
| April 5th 2012 | Semana Santa celebrations and our journey to Ecuador | South America » Colombia » Popayan |
| April 9th 2012 | An animal market where the animals are still alive...really?? | South America » Ecuador » North » Otavalo |
| April 20th 2012 | If these are the "bathrooms" of Ecuador, show us the sewers!! | South America » Ecuador » South |
| May 3rd 2012 | An accidental taste of chicken heart and unwelcome boobs in the face...FUN on the coast of Peru | South America » Peru » Trujillo |
| May 10th 2012 | Huacachina is like a sandbox for big kids! | South America » Peru » Ica » Huacachina |
| May 23rd 2012 | Walking in the footsteps of the Incas and through llama poop at Machu Picchu | South America » Peru » Cusco |
| June 3rd 2012 | In the ring with the ATM, round #1...let the battle begin | South America » Peru » Arequipa » Arequipa |
| June 15th 2012 | Cholitas, Charlie, and the knock out punch by the ATM! | South America » Bolivia » La Paz Department » La Paz |
| June 23rd 2012 | Checking out what Pachamama's got under her skirt... | South America » Bolivia » Potosí Department » Potosi |
| June 27th 2012 | We're not sure which was worse, having a drunk driver or no heat at 5000 meters in the Salar de Uyuni | South America » Bolivia » Potosí Department » Uyuni |
| July 14th 2012 | Sex is expensive in the land of dormitorios…traveling as a couple. 18 month update! | Asia » Thailand » Central Thailand » Bangkok |
| July 30th 2012 | It's NOT Deja Vu, we have been here before...two weeks in Northern Thailand with mom | Asia » Thailand » Northern Thailand |
| August 8th 2012 | Learning the Lanka ways...daily doses of curry, power cuts and towns shut down by 9pm | Asia » Sri Lanka » Eastern Province » Trincomalee |
| August 13th 2012 | So, we found out Jessie is still in love with tea and Nate could NEVER be elephant royalty! | Asia » Sri Lanka » Central Province » Ella |
| August 16th 2012 | Unplanned candle light kottus and "good luck" in A-bay | Asia » Sri Lanka » Eastern Province » Arugam Bay |
| August 26th 2012 | We thank the people of Sri Lanka for restoring our faith in the genuine kindness of mankind! | Asia » Sri Lanka » Southern Province |
| September 20th 2012 | Ping pong shows, hot chicks with dicks and an attempted happy ending | Asia » Thailand » North-West Thailand » Chiang Mai |
| September 28th 2012 | We're in India now, careful not to step in the bullshit! | Asia » India » Uttar Pradesh » Varanasi |
| October 3rd 2012 | Gaping at the Golden Temple and losing our sanity in sleeper, or was it when we were buying the ticket? | Asia » India » Punjab » Amritsar |
| October 8th 2012 | Two things most travelers get in India (including us!)...a picture with the Taj and a violent colon clense! | Asia » India » Uttar Pradesh » Agra |
| October 18th 2012 | It's okay to pick your hard boogers in public, everybody's doing it! | Asia » India » Rajasthan |
| October 27th 2012 | From shops and views from rooftops to roaches on the floor and penises galore! | Asia » India » Rajasthan » Udaipur |
| November 15th 2012 | "Stuck" in Agonda for almost 3 weeks because the thought of another travel day makes us cringe! | Asia » India » Goa » Agonda |
| November 23rd 2012 | Don't worry be Hampi, every little thing's gonna be alright on "hippy island" | Asia » India » Karnataka » Hampi |
| December 6th 2012 | Our journey through Kerala: Fishing nets, canal trips and a pervert parade licking their lips! | Asia » India » Kerala |
| December 13th 2012 | Leaving INDIA with one thing on our minds...I'll Never Do It Again! | Asia » India » Tamil Nadu |
| December 14th 2012 | Our Tips and Tricks so YOUR India experience is better...we hope! | Asia » India |
