Al Qaeda have contaminated London's water supply with high grade Speed and coined the phrase "Honk your horn if you are off your head!". Everyone is on the streets, shouting, jostling for position and generally acting like lunatics. Not to be outdone, the British farmers decide to get in on the act and release their cattle and other live stock into the bedlam, in protest against poor farming subsidies. You stand bewildered in the middle of the pandemonium, surrounded by the maddening crowd, cows, honking horns and kamikaze rickshaw drivers...... Well welcome to India!!! The Indian tourist board advertise India as "Incredible India".... I think this is the perfect adjective as it can mean anything: There are incredible smells (both good and bad), incredible scenery, incredible people, incredible food, incredible poverty and wealth, incredible noise, incredible
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