Food Hygeine You want to be careful mate I am sure that moved as you put it into that cavernous hole -oh your mouth - did you check for bugs and things before you ate?? Oh my god Ofsted arrive tomorrow for two days - now I feel sick after looking at all that food.
Outstanding Invoice Dear Intrepid Duo,
This is the hotel manager of Chez Newington Butts, whose hospitality you have been enjoying for numerous days in London recently. I would like to let you know that your invoice for bed and half-board is still outstanding and regrettably I have had to inform the Chinese authorities and request your deportation to settle this.
There is also the issue of monogrammed towels and bath gowns, and numerous little shower gels and shower caps going missing - these are not complementary and have been added to your bill. The fact that we can now see images of you having a wonderful time and stuffing your faces with Chinese food is merely salt in the wounds. On the positive side, all of Katie's tears have allowed us to form an indoor swimming pool/spa which has enabled Chez Butts to gain an extra star in the AA guide.
Yours
Hotel Manager - Chez Butts, the most exclusive residence in Elephant!
P.S. I don't care how many wonders of the world you see, nothing will beat the wonderment of the entertainment at Chez Butts, particularly the 'I don't like cricket' dance, which is copyrighted for your information!
Food Glorious Food Place looks fantastic and food at this moment in time after to many bloody squats looks gorgeous, better than my fish and chips. Trust you two to get a cheap meal, I reckon you try it on wherever you go. Lots of love and kisses
Less photos of Paul Hope your havin an awesome time, China looks wicked, but for the sake of keepin the blog popular i think less photos of paul eatin and generally less photos of paul. Hope your budget is goin to plan... won't if fat boi eats any more g'sus look at all that, how many ways can u cook a dog?!? Oh yeah and I didn't think i was in, i was a 100% in, look at weeze and laura's faces....That is pure unadulterated desire
wowser It all sounds pretty crazy in Shanghai - I keep on trying to picture you two out there but it's really difficult considering I've never really been any furter east than...Norwich. Doesn't sound too different from Elephant and Castle though, I get hassled to buy pirate dvds all the time. Hey if Dad was there, they'd be sorted! Since I can't pictre you, I'll give you a mental image of me - it's sunday morning, pissing down with rain and I've been sat in my pyjamas watching the London marathon for the past few hours. Wish you were here?!
Still missing you loads, lots of love xxx
Good Luck and Have Fun!! Just know you won't need the former and you will have the latter. I will miss you but thats just selfish of me I know. Take care and it was hard saying goodbye and even harder hearing your voice this evening but I know you'll have a wicked time. Paul I'm gonna have to do my big bro bit and say look after her but I know you will and I know you'll look out for each other. Take Care and enjoy - ill be thinking of you in deepest darkest November when I'm scrapping ice off my car you lucky bleeders!! Big bro
Only 4 days to go! Well, you're now down to only 4 days to go. This time next week you won't be enjoying the accommodation and people of Elephant and Castle anymore. Paul, I know its going to be hard to be away from Liam Oggs, but you'll be ok. After all, it's only 9 months and you'll be back to sample his fine bottled beers.
I'm going to miss you both so much, I'm not sure I'll be able to say that when we come to say goodbye at the airport. Be careful little sister, (I have to say that) I know how amazing it is going to be. I've really loved having you here the past few weeks, it's going to be funny not having you around. Anyway, I can't wait for New York when we can celebrate the birth of our lord Jesus Christ together, and the following week mumble the words to Auld lang Syne in the obligatory tuneless fashion (do they sing that in America?).
Big hugs and kisses. I love you x
Hotel Managers Don't think much to your hotel managers. What star rating would you give it? Haven't stayed their myself but having given it the once over I would give it a rating of one star. You wait to you come to stay with your hotel managers in Luton Town at the hotel de darb du gannon. Then you will stay in a luxurious five star abode. Thanks for today Laura shame Paul couldn't make it but hey he got his priorities right staying in the pub watching 4 games of footy - good lad! Any way note to Mark if he reads this 6 days to go my son till a thrashing by the mighty Sky Blues!
Paul's face Paul is really really incredibly ugly, in fact the ugliest blogger i have ever seen. Before you comment yes i have seen many because i do a history masters so have a lot of spare time to spend readin blogs and scratchin myself inappropriately whilst looking at Andy Lee.
Awwwwwwwww I cant beleave you guys are going on ya little road trip soon youll love it have a good time and dont forget about us lot back in good old girmsby see ya on friday for ay fairwell drink
can we clear this up looking at the photo and then the comment from "marr" i am confused as to who is who. i know i was at uni with u guys for 3 years and although i tried to ignore u 2 as much as possible i at least thought i knew wot ur names were. now i am not so sure, some clarification would be nice. thanks hube
Why does a comment have to have a title? This is a very approveable blog. Indeed, I approve. The photo of Paul's graduation, however, is annotated wrongly. I am not Broughton and Broughton is not me
Thom and Kayles
Thom & Kayles
Yoko Ono
Yes my sister does look remarkably like the Ono one. Looks like Asia has had an effect in a couple days!