Tyler Wudrick

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Tyler Wudrick




North America » Canada » Alberta » Grande Prairie March 20th 2018

Hello friends! Even though I just got back from New Zealand, I’m already off on another life journey to an exotic location, beautiful Grande Prairie, Alberta! And work is paying for it, hooray! Now, there are flights to Grand Prairie from Calgary, but to truly get the full experience you need to drive. Only then can you appreciate what this province is all about. And what better vehicle to take than the quintessential Alberta highway king, a Ford F-150. Mine is a quad cab, 2.7L Ecoboost in stunning government fleet white with grey cloth interior. His name is Hank. Hank and I left Calgary heading north on the Queen Elizabeth Highway or QE2. I’m sure ol’ Lizzy was flattered to have such a road named after her. It’s not like it goes through the mountains or ... read more
Irrelevant Photo
Another irrelevant photo
Sacred Ground

Oceania » New Zealand » South Island » Christchurch March 13th 2018

In the morning some folks were a little worse for wear after the previous evening’s “last hurrah!” and also from the ever persistent “Top Deck Super AIDS” cold. I for one deny the notion that my own sickliness is a result of spending half an hour in an ice bar with no jacket and jumping in a glacial lake. Our day included some scenic stops at Lake Tekapo and the Church of the Good Shepard; a shrine to the working dogs of New Zealand. Here I was suckered into paying a dollar for a public toilet, though I could take solace in the fact it was a damn nice public toilet. My standards for public washrooms are usually “I hope the last person flushed and the graffiti is tasteful”, but this one had automatic doors, a ... read more
Ice Bar
Another picturesque day
Ready for the plunge

Oceania » New Zealand » South Island » Lake Pukaki March 11th 2018

It was another long drive back from Milford Sound. I bounced around in the back of the bus, slowly getting some writing done. I’ve sat here pretty much every day, for no particular reason. It’s not like there were assigned seats. The back seats were rough riding and often uncomfortably warm. They didn’t recline and you were always the last person off the bus. But you could say hi to people coming back to charge their phone and you could watch who was asleep and about to fall out of their chair on the next bend. These seats were charming in their own way. Though Mike might disagree as I’ve just accidently elbowed him in the ribs for the 3rdtime. There were a bunch of options for dinner, most of them busy, expensive or both. We ... read more
Arrowtown
Arrowtown bike ride
Lake Ohau

Oceania » New Zealand » South Island » Milford Sound March 11th 2018

In the morning my voice was a bit raspy from the usual exuberance I exhibit while drinking, but I was otherwise fine. Nothing like the night after Wellington. A large part of our group were going jet-boating today on the Shotover River. The experience was excellent. Helen and I grabbed the front seats of the boat. We flew up and down the river, coming within a metre of the canyons walls and boulders sitting mid-stream. Just the kind of reckless fun I enjoy. My luscious head of hair, which I spend several seconds preparing every morning, was completely “ruined” from the spray rising from all the 360 degree turns. I had to jokingly apologize to Charlene sitting behind me, as my big, smiling head hid her from view of the on board camera. She wasn’t buying ... read more
American Gothic
Ice cream on the shore
Fjordland National Park

Oceania » New Zealand » South Island » Queenstown March 9th 2018

Neither Mike nor I had activities planned for the morning so we had a much needed sleep in. Dave on the other hand just HAD to get up and have some amazing life experiences on the glacier. We’ve learned that like most in their late teens, he’s not much of morning person. “Good morning Dave!” we’d say. “Mrrhrrhrrhrr” Dave would reply, sounding like Sideshow Bob after stepping on a rake. While he was up on the glacier, I finished writing my last entry on the pub balcony. Mike and I were then joined by Helen, Georgie, Izzy, and Lara for morning coffee and a walk down the glow worm path. The safety conga line was not necessary this time; it was a perfect day outside. The sky was completely clear and the mountain air was warm ... read more
Standing above oblivion
Queenstown Hill
Canyon Swing

Oceania » New Zealand » South Island March 7th 2018

My evening in Christchurch included dinner at “Mexico Restaurant” which served up hipster tacos with things like “pumpkin slaw” on them followed by heading to a pub for some refreshing adult beverages. Dave and I only found two of the Top Deck staff there at first but we were soon joined by Kris, Bec, Katie, Lewis, Ben and Becky. Kris brought us all shots of what tasted like apple juice but came in a teapot… maybe it was like a long island ice tea where all the alcohol magically cancels itself out? We booked two pool tables and Dave, Ben, and I played at the self-proclaimed amateurs’ table. We managed to get three games in before Dave and I called it a night. Much as I would have enjoyed staying out I wanted to kill off ... read more
Donut
Arthur Pass
Gross Eels

Oceania » New Zealand » South Island » Kaikoura March 5th 2018

Why isn’t air conditioning a thing here? Not one place I’ve been to has had it. I thought this was a tropical country? All you get (if you’re lucky) is a rinky dink little fan to try and circulate air around. Bah. The cold nights are the one thing I missed about home. Anyway, sorry for the idle chit chat. Not as much to report on today. Ahead of us was a long slog along the eastern coast, recently devastated by an earthquake, on our way to the former whaling town of Kaikoura. We made a brief stop at Pelorus Bridge where we partook in the universally enjoyed tradition of attempting to skip stones in the river, giving up when we couldn’t skip anything, then resorting to throwing the biggest rocks we could find. Okay I ... read more
The Peninsula
Good times at the pool
Top Decker Games Night

Oceania » New Zealand » South Island » Nelson Region March 3rd 2018

“Ugh… what’s that light? Who’s that rummaging about at this time of night? Is that Mike? Wait, no, it can’t be morning already can it?” But it was morning. And time to move. I wasn’t even in all that bad of shape all things considered. No headache but I felt exhausted. I hastily packed my bag and went downstairs, electing for a hearty breakfast of water and only water. Today we would be leaving for the South Island by ferry. Hopefully nobody was prone to sea sickness, though this probably wasn’t going to be an issue as the ferry was enormous. A 10 deck behemoth with cafes and 2 movie theatres, it was the size of a small cruise-liner. Once aboard I felt the need to have some breakfast. Something horribly unhealthy with cheese and carbs ... read more
Split Apple Rock
Onward!
Cleopatras Pool

Oceania » New Zealand » North Island » Wellington March 2nd 2018

To the surprise of nobody, closing a bar with some Scotsmen gave me a bit of a hangover. Not a horrible one, but one of those where you just don’t feel quite right all day. I had managed to forget about the blister on my foot last night, but I was abruptly reminded when I jumped down from the top bunk in the morning. Our journey today would take us to Wellington, New Zealand’s capital and a renowned “party city”. It was no coincidence we were staying here on a Friday. On the way we had a quick stop in Bulls. Not sure why they’d call the place that. A more apt name would be “Sheep” but that probably would have been a cliché. Also en route was the town of Taihape, which hosts an annual ... read more
Te Papa Museum- WWI Display
Pre-Drink
Token "Out Partying" Selfie

Oceania » New Zealand » North Island March 1st 2018

Today we would be taking a scenic route from Rotorua to Tongariro National Park, with stops at Huka Falls and Lake Taupo. Since it was overcast with a cool wind I decided Eddie Bauer was in fashion for today. Now, I wear this orange plaid shirt every day at home and nobody thinks anything of it. That’s because any given time 75% of the Canadian workforce is wearing the same thing. Well down here apparently this get-up is hilarious. “You’re ready for hiking eh?” “Where’s your cowboy hat?” “I knew you were from Alberta.” “You look like a farmer”. People were missing my funny t-shirts it seems. “It’s not rocket surgery” and “How to pick up chicks” were a big hit the first two days. The big activity options for today were canyon swinging and bungee ... read more
Mt. Doom
The crater
The Ascent




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