the longevity of fish

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The longevity of fish

I saw a tasty fish. Not one of those who live in a mud pond and taste of mud. I knew it would be more expensive but I wanted a delicious dinner. Well, his head was long gone and another cut had been sold. When she cut the piece I requested the fish started wagging his tail.

You could say that the North Vietnamese are, at best, insensitive but the Americans did worse when introducing the electric chair. “Oh, it’s not strong enough. Bring that nigger back and let’s try a few more volts”. British scientists sawed the top off of monkeys’ heads to see if they could get a nobel prize. If I have to choose between Vietnam and the civilized west – here I am.

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