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Published: June 30th 2009
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Hot Momma
in Pattaya Thailand, pattaya, 04-03-2009.
Joy's heavily mascarad face shows pride and absolute happiness when she tells me about her new Austrian boy-friend who at just past his sixties is still virile but quite small bestowed by Lord buddha's gift to the male part of his devotees, showing me her pinky to indicate size...I'm not really sure to be amused or maybe better be bemused...the way Thai ladies of the night can talk about us the Farangs never ceases to amaze me!!!
I remember Joy from several years back, petite and lith but being in her late fourties there is not much of a carriere left for her in the notorious Thai s*x trade, so I took pity on her and gave her the key to my room where she would spent most night fast asleep on the floor - as is the way back in the northern provinces of the Isaan - snoring softly on top of my blanket. At other times I would meet her around two in the morning returning from nightly drinking bouts, waiting for me outside the New Star Guesthouse drinking a Chang and smoking her cherished Marlboro sigarettes.
The friendship stayed and I take
her out for dinner each time I'm in Pattaya.
Only when Joy has gone back to her Small-Bestowed-Austrian-Tilak on the back of a twenty Baht motorbike taxi - that I paid for by the way - do I meet Miss Guan again who is buzy doing her nighttime round of collecting empty bottles and aluminium cans for the deposit drunk out of her head on moonshine whisky - the sour smell of rice liquor on her breath is a dead give-away - and probably with a fair amount of Yaa-Baa down her throat.
While she is giving me the usual story of the "horrors" of having to sleep on the beach again, I realise that a year from now this could very well be Miss Joy's lot as well who is of Miss Guan's age and will therefore soon enough be out of business.
Farangs prefer their Hot Mommas young and unexperienced, right of the bus from Thailand's poor north, full with dreams and hope of marrying a young handsome Farang from the West who will take them home and give them two or three mixed race babies.
I ponder on this subject of human misery
statue
in a Hindu temple in Penang and ill luck after Miss Guan has gone collecting more empty bottles and aluminium beer cans when suddenly she returns dragging a shruffy dirty looking lady along....
"I have good lady for you, Hans, only thirty five years old and h*rny for you".
She yells into my face....sh*t three times in a row, this poor Hot Momma is up to her eyeballs on Yaa-Baa, probably not much aware of the world around her anymore, bodily smells of a female body that hasn't seen a shower for weeks and clothes without a laundry job for way too long go up deep into my nostrils.
I leave them both in a genuine hurry wondering about the Karmic Influences of what people do here, have been doing here in this Big Party Palce called Pattaya, Farang males and Thai women as well.
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