'I love you long time David'

---

We arrived on time in Bangkok a couple of days ago, the flights were fine and we had a pleasant 2 hours in Abu Dhabi. Joe was unfortunate enough to experience an arab squat toilet! We got a taxi into the centre of Bangkok to where we were staying on the famous Khaosan Road. When we got there we couldn't find our hotel and this tuk tuk driver was pestering us, saying he would take us to our hotel and wanted to take us on a tour of Bangkok, we were shattered and this was the last thing we wanted! In the end we just hopped in and he took us to the hotel after much debate.We arrived in the morning here, but we slept most of the day. We went out in the evening but didn't drink too much to make sure we didn't suffer major jet lag the next day.

On wednesday I did a bit of a Chris Head, I got up hours before everyone else and was the first to get tired in the evening! In the afternoon we went to a temple and bought cheap clothes from street markets.

We decided that we were gonna get really hammered, so we went to a few bars near our hotel then got a taxi to the major nightlife area. Thre night was really funny, Dave got loads of attention from all the whores and ladyboys while me and joe got barely any in comparison! The would grab and stroke his groin! Fucking hilarious! We went into this dodgy stripclub and got ripped off fo beers and Dave yet again got his groin stroked. After this place we found a non dodgy club and went onto the dancefloor. Straight away we got dancing with some thai girls (not whores or ladyboys, I know what ppl will be thinking!) and Dave managed to bag by far the hottest one!! Mine and Joe were nice, but not as good. That boy! Daves one wanted to go back to our hotel with him!! What a laugh it was ! Another

---