The public minivan exploded with excited questions in broken Russian when they realised there was a foreigner onboard. "What's it like in England?" "How is life in England?" "Can people live normally there?" "Can you actually live there?" "Here you just can't live, there just isn't enough money..." "Is that vodka?" asked the man next to me, pointing at my water bottle. "Just water," I replied. "What's that in your bottle, vodka, eh?" he asked me again a bit later. "Yes, actually it is," I said jokingly. His glazed over, seemingly unseeing eyes came to somewhere approaching life and his involuntary jaw movements increased in frequency. "Give me some then!" he said in a cracked, wheazy voice. "No, sorry, I was only joking," I apologised. "Come on, seriously, is it vodka or not?" he asked me.
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