Chinese formalities dressed in pink pigtails...I miss China she was lovely I wait patiently whilst formalities take place inside her head, she looks at my passport for an uncomfortable amount of time without blinking or showing any signs of emotion. Flicking back and forward through the pages, looking for her favorite part……. the bit that was missing, so that she could execute her next line of command. “Take him away to be tortured….next”…! she seemed to be getting flustered a little now between all the amounting entry and exit dates, border stamps that had taken a strong residency within my passport until she finally looked up at me frowning, she said in English “remove your hat……… stand on one leg……….now whistle the Chinese national anthem backwards ”…….. I smiled, these formalities were getting the better of
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