I'm dreaming of a white woman

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Still in China.

When you first get here you tell yourself 'Hey, this is a different country, they have different customs etc' But after a while they start to piss you off.

Spitting, they spit ALL the time, I've tried to do it but I can't.

Driving/Parking, they can't do any of this. It's funny to watch though. They think by honking the horn they will eventually sort out any problem that they have.

Eating. Imagine an old dog with no teeth eating rice.....there you go.

Elevators. The most efficient way to use the elevator is to stand back, and allow the other users out before you get in. Here, you stand 3cm from the doors and barge your way in as soon as it opens, irrespecitve of anyone trying to get out. Also, say you're on floor 15 and want to go down, usually, you just press the down button. But the Chinese have devised a clever way of speeding up the process. They push both buttons, as somehow this makes it quicker.

Opinons. They don't have any. It's like 1.4 Billion of the same person.

Apart from all this I'm having a ball! 😊

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