I've just had the true African experience - for the last half an hour I have been performing a minor surgical procedure on myself to dig out and remove the eggs I discovered had been laid in the sole of my right foot. By what, I have no idea, but the thought of things (worms?! spiders?!) hatching inside me is pretty disgusting. And so was seeing the eggs - so many of them! - coming out of my foot as I removed them. And the weird globby thing that looked suspiciously like a worm itself... Hopefully I got them all; I guess I'll just have to wait and see.