Blogs from Barranco, Lima, Lima, Peru, South America
CarousHell and Other Assorted Tales.
Published: September 6th 2011South America » Peru » Lima » Lima » BarrancoFlights were fine (if long)... Both managed to leave something in the car beforehand though Grr. Stuart was over the moon ´cos he got to see The Beaver!...and Pirates of the Caribbean 4 and X-Men 1st Class. To pass the time Charlene beat Stuart at Poohead and Rummy. Got to Lima, Passport control was easy but got to the baggage carousel and a suitcase was wedged at the end so all the others were piling up behind and falling off. Stuart, being civic minded, decided to unwedge the case. A German guy tried to help but only suceeded in managing to knock Stu over and piling loads of cases on top of him. Eventually an airport worker stopped the carousel and Stuart got jip off some guy!....Peru is not ready for the Big Society yet. Charlene ... read more
We arrived in Lima after dark. It is a large city, holding one third of Peru’s population. Thankfully we had a taxi waiting for us upon our arrival as I was feeling terrible - my flu had really taken hold. It was a long drive to the hotel, much of it followed the coast along a highway with high sandy cliffs on one side and a wide deserted seashore promenade on the other. We had booked a hotel in the beachside suburb of Barranco, an arty bohemian area of the city. The hotel was lovely (3B Barranco), a 1970’s house, renovated beautifully with modern Ikea design, managed by the daughter of the owner who was a well known artist. The walls were hung with his colourful paintings. It made a pleasant change after all the colonial ... read more
How to Get Your Groove Back: Peruvian Nightlife
Published: March 3rd 2011South America » Peru » Lima » Lima » BarrancoNightlife in Peru is vibrant, energetic, and long lasting. Unlike our happy hour-hitting, Beer pong playing parties in the United States, Peruvian bars don't get started until 10pm or midnight and stay open until dawn. One experience you should not miss is going to a Peruvian pena. These are clubs that host traditional Afro- Peruvian and Criollo music shows with a variety of performers many boasting some big names. A lively time, one night offers singers, dancers, and games meant to have everyone interacting with each other. All that beer and music will get your blood pumping and you may find that you just wanna dance! Don't worry, in between segments people pile on to the dance floor using the performers prep time to shake it and twirl each other across the floor. Check these out ... read more
Lunch had never been so decadent. Mid-day meals have always been sort of a drag for me. Usually I would choke down a Powerbar or do my best to jazz up a turkey sandwich by applying some sort of condiment like spicy mustard. In Lima, I was driven through streets of graffiti covered buildings dodging stray (but curiously clean) dogs, out to the popular local spot La Doceava, a cevicheria located on the outskirts of Miraflores. Interrupting thoughts of a "bad part of town" before I could suggest we turn back, blue umbrellas bloomed over white clothed tables on a cobblestone patio morphing the dusty wrong-turn into a swanky outdoor lunch area. Visited by construction workers and movie stars a like, this little gem was a local hotspot all of my guidebooks failed to mention because ... read more
Day 62-66 6th-10th November With our Amazon journey over we were taken back down the river in the morning. Although we’d had amazing weather for the previous 3 days, it had now decided to pour it down and it wasn’t until we were nearing Puerto Maldonado that I realised water had been running down from the roof of the boat onto me and it now looked like I had wet myself. Excellent! We were taken to the airport and checked our things in, then realised the plane was delayed....very delayed. Apparently very common during the rainy season but that doesn’t mean we were very happy about it! Eventually it arrived and we flew first to Cusco and then to Lima (does anywhere actually do direct flights??). First impressions of Lima? Pretty ugly to be honest! It ... read more
3) Night and Day in Lima, from Under the Influence of Altitude
Published: June 30th 2010South America » Peru » Lima » Lima » BarrancoForeign tourists safely roam in the midst of the bright lights of Miraflores. They’re in a comfort zone. The posh coastal district of Lima calls them to what is achingly familiar. Need a pair of shoes? There is Payless. Don’t like the powdery dust that passes for instant coffee at your guesthouse? Then pick up a double mocha flat cinnamon decaffeinated latte with an imported caramel twist at Starbuck’s. Hungry? Kentucky Fried Chicken is right around the corner. Miraflores glistens with casinos, high rise apartments, and terribly beautiful women. It is where most non-Peruvian tourists come to enjoy the nightlife in Peru without having to plan for anything, including their safety. Circling the tastefully manicured centerpiece of the floral trimmed Parque Kennedy once, even I have let my guard down for the first time in Lima. ... read more
4) Wardrobe Malfunction, from Under the Influence of Altitude
Published: July 3rd 2010South America » Peru » Lima » Lima » Barranco“Wh-What are those?” Rosalinda’s tone was one of shock and extreme disapproval. She pointed at the region around my thighs. I bent over to look for a creepy crawly or perhaps an embarrassing stain left over from lunch. Nothing. I bent around and took a gander down my backside. The coast was clear. I was relieved. It couldn’t be anything too humiliating.. “What are you talking about, Rosalinda?” “Those!!!” “My pants?” Even louder, “Your”, it was the pause that got to me, “jeans!” “What’s wrong with them? They look fine to me.” The fact is they weren’t fine, especially not for a Peruvian woman. “They’re all wrinkled and saggy. They don’t fit you.” Rosalinda, much to my amusement, was becoming visibly upset over the cultural perception on how jeans are to be worn in public. “No, ... read more
2) The Friar's Leap, from Under the Influence of Altitude
Published: June 29th 2010South America » Peru » Lima » Lima » BarrancoFrom the beginning I have received the same type of advice. Don’t do this. Don’t go there. Don’t walk at night. I feel imprisoned by factors beyond my control: my attire, skin complexion, and passport. There is a small part of me that wants to get mugged just to get it over with so I can get on with this trip. “So, Ricardo, where do you want to go today, my love?” Marisa is the owner of the bed & breakfast that she insists I call my home while in Lima. If she were any more pleasant, I might have to smack her. In her early fifties with short, wavy salt and pepper hair, she has started this little operation from the ground up. It is uncommon enough to come across a woman as a small ... read more
1) Off the Grid in Lima, from Under the Influence of Altitude
Published: June 28th 2010South America » Peru » Lima » Lima » BarrancoIt is a city where I have never been, but one with which I am all too familiar. Lima does not wake up gently. Dawn brings about a concert of revving diesel engines, incessantly piercing jackhammers, and overly sensitive car alarms. Overstuffed minivans wobble as they race through intersections lacking stop signs, traffic lights, or a traffic officer. The limeño version of the classic scene of a golden retriever taking in the breeze out the passenger window differs. In place of the canine, it is one of ticket agents protruding his neck out to scream at pedestrians to see if they too wish to subject themselves to several minutes in a contorted position among new friends. Some passengers lean over the side in order to catch a breath of the solid exhaust particles wafting in the ... read more
So as the title suggests, the first few days here have been accompanied by much dog-spotting, especially shouts of "Look Jon, there´s a Baxter!" We´ve done a fair amount of just wandering about along the coast and into town, exploring and getting used to being here, but nothing really of note as yet. To be honest Lima doesn´t feel like the most exciting city - it´s different enough from what we´re used to to feel distinctly unfamiliar, without being properly crazy/exciting/out-there in the manner that a city on a foreign continent perhaps ´should´. We´ve been warned several times by fellow travellers to be wary of the locals trying to take us for a ride, and while it does seem like everyone´s got some sort of hustle, it´s not too difficult to get on with what you´re ... read more






























