PueblitoIt's still inhabited by indians. From India which is weird.
I went skinny dipping in the ocean recently and saw my junk surrounded by phosphorescent algae. It was the most beautiful thing ever. If you aren’t part of my family take a second and picture it. I watched my first KU game in English in three years and it was the best game ever. I’m pretty sure we are going to be national champions. As are the Royals. I climbed to a pre-Colombian indigenous city and while the hike up about made my heart explode it was a day well spent. We finally have a principal at school which is nice. He’s British so he speaks Cockney instead of American but it’s closer than many of the students can muster. I had a student tell me I’m a better teacher when I’m single because I’m not so amargado (bitter). I’d say that’s a pretty fair assessment. I also had a 6 year old who I was poking in the back turn around and ask me straight faced, “do you LIKE trouble? Hilarious. I may have made some mistakes on the punctuation in that statement into a question quotation. I don’t have my APA guide handy. If anyone out there has a
Kelly and JoelKelly came to visit me from the United States. Kelly and I lived together for many years. Oh wait, that's a bunch of people who haven't come to visit who I lived with for many years.
wife who is an editor/writer for a heavy machinery trade magazine please advise. I am not a beach person. I realize I live on the beach, but that doesn’t mean I’m a beach person and I don’t want to be pressured to be so, so cool it. Someone recently asked me if I could only eat one type of nut for the rest of my life what would it be and to be totally honest I’m not comfortable answering that question. Remember that one time when we were at The Woods, the bar where Charles Manson claims he wants his last meal, and Bob played Alabama’s Dixieland Delight which Jarreau hated like 11 times in a row on the jukebox? Hilarious. I hear Charleton Heston died. I think his good sense died years ago. But he’s right about the world being a safer place if everyone owns a gun. Because then you can defend yourself against other people with guns. Genius. If you don’t want to get stabbed the best thing to do would be to make sure that everyone has a knife, to defend against stabbings. Restricting access to knives would be a stupid way to achieve that end.
Pre-HikeLook how much fun we are appearing to have.
Josh Linn recently took vacation time to live blog the early rounds of the NCAA tournament which is genius and was extremely entertaining. Sometimes when you play 11 year olds in soccer you lose badly. I’ve increased my already extremely high level of supercoolness by venturing into the world of online RISK playing. The boyfriend of our friend Gayle said he wanted to learn English just so he can understand Josh because every time he talks we all laugh. Everyday I write the maid a note telling her any specific jobs I wish her to do, lunch suggestions, and general niceties discussing her family and such. Each day I end the note with our names, Adam, Joel and Josh. Each day when she replies she writes at the top, Adam, Joel, and Jors. Rambo 4 is everything I hoped it could be. He kills more Asians than anyone since Harry Truman, which I think should be the movie’s byline. If you don't have the Juno soundtrack steal it from the internet. Or someone's car. You wouldn't steal a purse would you? Piracy IS THEFT! I took my first mototaxi. Harrowing is the word. We’re accepting applications for next year if
anyone wants to come work, live, and be all around excellent with Adam Jors and I.
Movie of the Lunar Cycle: Juno is really hilarious and I like to see movies waaaay after they come out in the US so everyone knows how backward I’ve become.
Music of the Lunar Cycle: Shiny Toy Guns is really good. It sounds like a really awesome 80’s band.
Book of the Lunar Cycle: Disgrace is okay, the author Coetze won the Nobel and the writing is excellent but it seems overly apologetic for the foibles of humanity.
YouTube clip of the Lunar Cycle: http://youtube.com/watch?v=qzZe0gcc0eY
Rockin’ ain’t no walk in the park,
Tyrone
Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die. ~ Carrie Fisher
I went out with a guy who once told me I didn't need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, 'I'm drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.' ~ Chelsea Handler
Anthony: Which part of Mexico are you from?
Inez: Paraguay ~ Bottle Rocket
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Send Private MessageQuestion to all you college nerds, has anyone ever done a study on body mass versus poop amount in mini-schnauzers? My cute little puppy keeps pooping in the house, apparently she does not enjoy her dainty whoha doing it's business outdoors which I fully understand, but everytime she goes indoors we throw it in the toilet. Well she has clogged the toilet. And I don't mean clogged like when Josh Vaughn gets into the chocolate has to sit there for 4 hours tryin to pass a 10 pounds of easter candy, but more like clogged in the old testament biblical sense as in society may crumble becuase of this. Good to see ol' Trav in a pic. Looks like he got into the chocolate a couple of times himself. I love the Office. I'm thinking of hiring someone just like Dwight. I'll be accepting applications even from those of you abroad. One of Michelle's psychotic criminal students in Raytown told her that he didn't need to go to school anymore because he is going to be a pornstar when he grows up. All I wanted was to run a karate school and look where I am.
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although.. the way the dude on your video says really.. is a slice of awesome, this is still better. WHEN they win tonight, I'm headed to mass....
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A blog shout out? Fantastico.
A "whom" would be good, but that sounds a little stuffy. Just caps the "do" and close the quote. And add some hyphens. A colon could work instead of the comma; I'd have to look it up. Really, it's fine. This is why I make the huge bucks.
I also had a 6-year-old whom I was poking in the back turn around and ask me straight-faced, “Do you LIKE trouble?"
Tough kid, by the way. I like his style.
I just taught sam the KU chant. I'm trying to get her to start it with "hey Grandpa" I think he might tear up a little... or just hit her in the face with another tennis ball. His new nickname is John McEnroe.
I couldnt help to notice you wearing my hat in the boat picture.
I got the "no one visits me" bit. I don't even have a passport! Much less a couple thousand dollars. You were already here in Kansas and didn't even bother to visit the litter. several years in a row. Yeeeeaarrrrss!
I like Charlton. Way to over-simplify his (and my) point of view. Between 3 colleges and life as a world changer in Columbia the ol' Doc has become quite a flaming liberal. : ) 2nd Ammendment Mr . Gore! That's why you lost to W.
Shane, I'd let him keep the Hat. Don't know where that thing has been.
Love those puppies. I just wanna squish em.
Hey Tyrone, nice to see a blog entry this lunar cycle. Always hilariously entertaining, despite the liberal drivel. Por ejemplo: (For those of you who don't habla espanol, that means, "For ejemplo") The Charleston Heston comments sounded more like they came from Rosie Odonell, but male..... and less fat..... and repulsive. Outlawing guns leads to armed criminals roaming around with the absence of the fear of pesky law abiding citizens to retaliate. However, I don't disagree with everything on your entry: For ejemplo: " Someone recently asked me if I could only eat one type of nut for the rest of my life what would it be and to be totally honest I’m not comfortable answering that question." I totally agree with not answering that question. Almonds.....damn it...you tricked me in to saying that.
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